Obama on Nominating a Replacement for Scalia: 'The Constitution Is Pretty Clear'
In a press conference Tuesday afternoon, President Obama spoke about replacing Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who died on Saturday.
A Brief List of Some of the Many Terrible Things Antonin Scalia Said and Wrote
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died at the age of 79 on Saturday. It was an apparently peaceful death, by all accounts, in his bedroom at a West Texas luxury resort after a weekend of quail hunting. He has children and grandchildren and Ruth Bader Ginsburg to mourn him; let’s not do that here. Because Scalia,…
Antonin Scalia Died of a Heart Attack, According to Death Certificate
The late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died this week of a heart attack, according to his death certificate.
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Found Dead at 79
U.S. Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia was reportedly found dead “of natural causes” at a luxury resort in Texas on Saturday, according to The San Antonio Express-News.
Swearing Ladies Are Ruining America, and More Dumb Shit Scalia Says
We all knew that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a testicularly prolific, Judge Judy-level sassy Constitutional originalist who probably turns his chair around backward before he sits in it because he doesn't follow anyone's rules* (*Except the Founding Fathers, and he's a real nerd about it). But in an…
Lohan To Rejoin Her Coke-Filled Community One 12-Step At A Time
- Lindsay Lohan signs up for a Promises outpatient program designed to enable her to "transition" back into her "community"...of cokehead pseudo-socialites. [People.com]
- France snubs Turkey in EU talks. We think this has to do with Istanbul beating out Paris in that Newsweek story on "fashion forward" cities. [BBC]
- The…
