Would Someone Send This Woman To Thailand Already?

Kathleen Parker has already pissed us off by being all like, keep your proto-slutty toddler away from my perfect little boys » 7/25/08 1:00pm 7/25/08 1:00pm! But, oh , her book gets that. And then there's her and her and her deep love of Real Men. (What the hell is a Real Man, pray tell? He's what us lesbian bonerkilling Feminazis have killed…

Writer: Little Girls Are A Threat To HuManity

Men are simple creatures, and yet it is they who by necessity run the world and so we must stop distracting them with our dirty pillows (when we eventually get them) and bare midriffs and - horrors! - back tattoos lest we taunt them into such a state of perpetual arousal that they utterly fuck up the world (though some … » 7/03/08 3:20pm 7/03/08 3:20pm