Sausage Companies Settle Sausage Fight Over Sausage Marketing
Two sausage companies have come to an agreement in their fight over who’s entitled to dub their bratwurst the “backyard brat.”
Brace For Emails From Your Mom About Carcinogenic Bacon
Any moment now, you should be receiving a concerned email from your mom, urging you to cut back on your consumption of processed meats because the WHO is now claiming that bacon and its ilk are basically cancer meat. But—to be fair—it’s delicious cancer meat.
Just Let This Pomeranian Have That Sausage, For Christ's Sake
The way Above Pomeranian feels about Above Sausage is the way I feel about damn near everything in life.* Juicy-looking, achingly unattainable, and, ultimately, probably disappointing if/when obtained. (JK, I bet it's delicious.)
R.I.P. Jimmy Dean, King Of Linked Breakfast Meats
Jimmy Dean, sausage baron, country music legend, television host and actor, has died at 81. Says his widow Donna, "He was amazing...He had a lot of talents." [CBS]
Piece Of Meat
Oh. God. This Slovenian sausage ad, which shows a sausage nestled suggestively between a pair of naked breasts, almost makes America's strange bukakke obsession look subtle in comparison. Image (NSFW, obviously) after the jump. [Copyranter]
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap opera's homage to Grey Gardens, among things.
Club Gets Off Scot-Free After Hiring Underage Stripper • Abortion Providers Are Growing Scarce, Study Says
• Due to a legal loophole, teens are currently allowed to work as strippers in Rhode Island. The issue first came to light when a 16-year-old runaway was found working at Cheaters Gentlemen's Club in Providence. •
By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
"Moms depend on Pork like kids depend on moms." Haha, someone cocked up this ad. Looks like they're holding dildos. Click to enlarge. Enlarge! Hahaha. [Vintage Ads]
