Jezebel: satire

The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need

Lindsay — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:20:00 EST

Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately!

To wit: "I say breasts because I love women and I don't call them cans or big fat titties because I love my mother and I respect women."

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Bobby Bottleservice: Jersey Shore Audition Tape [Funny or Die]

Chloe's Cushion, Or The Cork Rump

Sadie — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:30:00 EDT

This gallery of surreal 18th-century hair images is truly awe-inspiring. These may be satirical, but it's easy to believe that vermin actually did (as reported) sometimes make nests in women's wigs. [BibliOdyssey]

"A Bible Based Marriage Is Between One Man And His Sister... And The Help!"

Intern Katy — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:40:00 EDT

What is a traditional marriage anyway? In this video, Ms. Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian," schools us "unsaved trash" on God's real definition of marriage, as shown in the good book. [BettyBowers]

Grace Relations

Anna — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:30:00 EST

Sister Toldja, whose satirical post on the inauguration incited a firestorm after we posted it yesterday, is back with some heartfelt, honest things to say. Keep it civil in the comments. [Me Myself An Eye]

"Black And White" by "I Must Be Dead", via Flickr.

"If You're Old Enough To Vote, You're Old Enough Not To Vote"

Megan — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:40:00 EDT

As a reminder that states' registration deadlines start expiring on Monday October 6th (go here if you still haven't registered!!), Steven Colbert kicked off his Voter Abstinence campaign last night. It's modeled on sexual abstinence campaigns, and encourages young people (less than half of whom voted in 2004) to consider whether they're really ready to commit to a candidate this time. John McCain approved his message, such as, but not the orgy.