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    Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"

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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Carrie Prejean: "I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman."


    Barack Obama: "I'm a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman."


    Why so much vitriol for her and not for the president who has repeatedly spoken out against gay marriage because it's against his personal beliefs?

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    Image of RosePetalPlace RosePetalPlace
    05/11/09

    @HanaMaru: Plus -- I think that being against gay marriage is political pandering on Obama's part, and not his true belief. (At least, I tell myself that.)
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    05/11/09

    @RosePetalPlace: But CP was attacked by the left, including a lot of hate from Obama fans at Jez and that's what led her to the counter-publicity.


    If Obama is only pandering to the right(which people are assuming, against his word) why does that make it okay? He's the one with the power here(not Carrie Prejean)and the congressional majority and the popular support. What if you found out that George W. Bush was actually pro-choice or anti-war in his secret heart of hearts? It's us, progressives, that Obama's playing here.

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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Thank God she had the courage to spout an opinion that is probably common and well-accepted amongst her family and community.
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    Image of Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Does anybody think Prejean in 10 years will look back to 2009 and have regrets for her misguided views?
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    Image of angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
    05/11/09

    @Tangy.Nihilist: Probably not.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    I wonder if Jesus spoke to her via Speak & Spell.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/11/09

    @hovy: HA. I still have mine, I'd guess it's circa 1989 due to the extreme use of orange, yellow and brown. I will NEVER forget what that voice sounds like.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    I take such issue with statements like this, and I'm not even religious. I have a cousin who SWEARS that for the last two years God has told her when and what to eat. She's down to 90 pounds from well over 200. Listen, it's awesome that you are insane enough to hear things but um, if you honestly believe in an all-encompassing God, don't you think he's got some more important shit on his plate (no pun intended) than to tell you what to EAT? Is God so much of a loser that he's your diet coach now?!
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Because only the devil would cause a pageant contestant to be asked about current events.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Yes, Satan was tempting you to support gay marriage and JESUS wanted you to win Miss California. Christianity: try again.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    I don't believe a word of it. We all know that when God speaks to you, and especially through you, he does so in tongues.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Don't forget about the LIVE press conference at 2pm where it will be announced whether or not she gets to keep her crown! We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming...
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    05/11/09

    @AthertonMerriweather: OOOOOH if it was going to come on during Tyra I was gonna have to cut a bitch.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Meh, freedom of speech and freedom of religion. This doesn't bother me, as she is not a politician nor is she making any sort of influential impact.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/11/09

    @dancerevolution: I don't think anyone cares except Access Hollywood and the other idiots in the media putting a microphone in front of her.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    This is a Christopher Guest live-performance art thing by now, right?
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    05/11/09

    @Mmmmkay is a naughty girl with a bad habit!: That's what I try to tell myself about Ann Coulter. Performance art. Must be, right?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    Jesus just faxed in a press release to me. He says that not only does Ms. Prejean not get messages from Him, but that He hates it when you honk for Him and that Doritos are awesome.
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    05/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This just in: Satan says he prefers not to work through the stupid, and that even he disowns Perez Hilton.
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    05/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I think it's adorable that God still uses a fax machine! Way to kick it old school, Creator!
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    05/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): ALL Doritos? Because I think the guacamole ones are pretty nasty. I'm going to go with:


    Jesus: Regular Doritos, plus Spicy Nacho, Zesty Taco, Chipotle Ranch, Cool Ranch


    Satan: Guacamole Doritos. Pringles Lite. Lay's Wow!

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    05/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Wait...Jesus uses a fax machine now? Thank God. Last week he sent me a Western Union telegram. What is this, the 40's?
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/11/09

    @BeckySharper: All Doritos have MSG on them and thus were sent by satan to tempt me into giving myself a severe allergy attack :( :( :( :(
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/11/09

    @BeckySharper: The range of Doritos available to you and your compatriots fills me with envy!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/11/09

    @bananastand: He used to tap the inside of my skull with Morse code. Talk about irritating. I'm hoping I can get Him into the iPhone soon.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    05/11/09

    @Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: We are #1 when it comes to Doritos. Although I think the UK is #1 when it comes to potato chips because every time I go there I find some amazing new flavor (my favorite are Walker's Thai Chili and Lamb & Mint).
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    05/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I am eating Doritos right now. Nacho Cheesier. Satan, I wholeheartedly agree with you about their awesomeness.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    05/11/09

    @BeckySharper: Oh, yeah. Olestra is definitely a point in the evil overlord's column.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    This sounds like one hell of a problem, Carrie. I hope you have faced all your demons now.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    She just keeps bringing the crazy. This is right up there with the weight loss book that suggests you gain weight because you're possessed.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    05/11/09

    In reply to Carrie Prejean: "Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me"
    I was wondering what the hell God was up to. I mean, I guess the genocide in Darfur, increasing homelessness, sweatshop labor, people suffering from terminal illnesses, and the millions of other injustices in the world can wait a second. God needs to remind the world that homosexuals are less than human.


    Sigh.

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