​Wisecracking Flight Attendant Gives the Best Safety Spiel Ever

Thursday night, I had the express pleasure of being stuck on a tarmac at JFK for three hours, and how I wish I had this sassy flight attendant with me in my time of need. Usually my body knows to conk out (or rather do the weird thing where technically you're sleeping but you reap absolutely none of the benefits)… » 6/22/14 4:20pm 6/22/14 4:20pm

That One Time 15-Year-Old Rashida Jones Was in Sassy

Rashida Jones posed with her older sister Kidada for the February 1992 issue of Sassy. Wait, is the very first line "Kidada is a homegirl, and way relaxed"?? Amazing. They really do capture what it's like to be teenage sisters — one second you're singing along to Casey Kasem's Top 40 and the next you're cutting up… » 4/10/13 9:30am 4/10/13 9:30am

i-D Spoofs Sassy's Dopey Fashion Poses With Cara Delevingne

i-D magazine is taking a leaf from the pages of Sassy and bringing you the many poses of British it-model Cara Delevingne. The Victoria's Secret Special is now the Sexy Cockroach and the Head Vice is now the Head Clamp, but otherwise, this is Dopey Model Poses: Redux. It's a cute riff on the evergreen idea that is… » 3/21/13 4:40pm 3/21/13 4:40pm

Former Sassy Scribe Margie Ingall Loves Dudes With "A Butt Rug"

Got a hairy man fetish? You're not alone! Sassy vet Marjorie Ingall goes on for almost 1,300 words about her love for "men with hair. And not just a tasteful little patch, dead-center, either: I like a full-on chestal pelt, hirsute arms, be-furred legs, even a butt rug." (Butt rug is officially my new favorite… » 11/09/07 5:30pm 11/09/07 5:30pm

The Defendant Will Plead Not Guilty To Negligent Homicide Of 'Jane'

The esteemed writers of the Sassy book have finally eulogized, all gravitas-y and "dying publications are like leaking balloons" and shit, the magazine we once called Jane. Marisa Meltzer and Kara Jesella subscribe, as a lot of Janeeologists have, to the notion that Jane was the casualty of readers' love-hate… » 7/12/07 1:00pm 7/12/07 1:00pm