​Wisecracking Flight Attendant Gives the Best Safety Spiel Ever

Thursday night, I had the express pleasure of being stuck on a tarmac at JFK for three hours, and how I wish I had this sassy flight attendant with me in my time of need. Usually my body knows to conk out (or rather do the weird thing where technically you're sleeping but you reap absolutely none of the benefits)… »6/22/14 4:20pm6/22/14 4:20pm


i-D Spoofs Sassy's Dopey Fashion Poses With Cara Delevingne

i-D magazine is taking a leaf from the pages of Sassy and bringing you the many poses of British it-model Cara Delevingne. The Victoria's Secret Special is now the Sexy Cockroach and the Head Vice is now the Head Clamp, but otherwise, this is Dopey Model Poses: Redux. It's a cute riff on the evergreen idea that is… »3/21/13 4:40pm3/21/13 4:40pm

Former Sassy Scribe Margie Ingall Loves Dudes With "A Butt Rug"

Got a hairy man fetish? You're not alone! Sassy vet Marjorie Ingall goes on for almost 1,300 words about her love for "men with hair. And not just a tasteful little patch, dead-center, either: I like a full-on chestal pelt, hirsute arms, be-furred legs, even a butt rug." (Butt rug is officially my new favorite… »11/09/07 5:30pm11/09/07 5:30pm