Melanie Griffith's Daughter Dakota Is A Big Fat Liar

  • Oh look! It's Melanie Griffith and her 17-year-old daughter Dakota, who is a model, entirely on her own merit. Oh what? You would rather have nepotism in charge of some less-influential realm of the public sphere? Hey, look who's on TV talking about the troop surge! So the scandal here is: does Dakota's modeling card…
  • » 3/27/08 11:30am 3/27/08 11:30am

Tom Ford To Bequeath His Devastatingly Attractive Genes To A Baby?

  • Oh lord: Tom Ford is having a baby in 2008. It will be "biologically" his, not his partner Richard Buckley's. "I don't want to get to 75 years old and just have made a lot of dresses, done some houses." In the same interview: "I don't find a guy's cock or a woman's vagina offensive; in fact, I find them beautiful."…
  • » 3/10/08 11:30am 3/10/08 11:30am

MTV Invests In Clothing Line Of Indentured Famous Person Lauren Conrad

  • Shocking but true: MTV is investing in subversive style iconoclast Lauren Conrad's clothing line. What, Emily Weiss didn't tell her about "private equity"? We think this is a first for media behemoth Viacom and the apparel industry and we can only hope Toastie and Scott Baio's BFF are next, and that whoever owns Fuse…
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