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    Sarah Palin Discovers Sense Of Humor
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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/26/09

    In reply to Sarah Palin Discovers Sense Of Humor
    Sarah Palin Discovers Sense Of Humor (someone else's).
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    06/26/09

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    Wahn wahn.
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    06/26/09

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    Is this what they mean when someone shouts about "raping people with their mouths"? Because I think thats what just happened. And I will still hit John Kerry.
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    06/26/09

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    So now its ok to attack people based upon their physical appeareance? Which one is it, Sarah? She is such a hypocritical asshole.
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/26/09

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    Eh he made a nasty joke about her, and she made one back. I highly doubt John Kerry is crying his eyes out over it. Do we really need to get outraged at her snark?


    It only gives her power!

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    06/26/09

    @Majrhoulihan: yeah thats how I feel. I could care less about either of them. they sound like hissing cats.
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    06/26/09

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    Both of you lost. HOW'S THAT FOR A SICK BURN!?!?!??!
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    06/26/09

    @Khrushchev: seriously. /still bitter about Kerry 2004
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    06/26/09

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    She can joke all she wants, but she will never be this cute:


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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    06/26/09

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    Holy shit, Kerry, really? I don't care about whom you were speaking, that was a really crappy thing to say.


    Props to Palin for a verbal eye-roll, her retort may have not been the snappiest, but I think JK deserved it and I kinda like her when she's in blow off mode.

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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    06/26/09

    @Chamalla, now gainfully employed: Um, I don't think he meant he wants her to disappear as in "get murdered and thrown into a lake." I think he meant "from the political arena."
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    06/26/09

    @Khrushchev: Well, I took it that he wanted to throw an invisibility cloak over her. This deeply offended me, as I don't believe people should steal from Harry Potter. What a crappy thing to do!
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    06/26/09

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    Why does Sarah Palin want Alex Rodriguez to assault John Kerry!?? Disgusting.
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    06/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Oh no! Don't let John Kerry be alone with Letterman!
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    06/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Is Sarah Palin suggesting that she supports bestiality? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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    06/26/09

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    This is as funny as when Gawker posts pictures of SJP and makes horse jokes. Jokes like that just never get old, do they?


    /sarcasm.

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    06/26/09

    @dancerevolution: That is why I am here, couldn't bear to see any more of those.
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    06/26/09

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    Hortense, can you disemvowel her, please?
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    06/26/09

    @BabyJane: If only.
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    @BabyJane: CoTD
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    06/26/09

    @hortense: if we could get like the world's biggest ban hammer that would be great too.


    JezeFriends assemble.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/26/09

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    Making fun of people's looks is okay as long as the object of the fun of making is not Sarah Palin or anyone that Sarah Palin likes.


    For example, if I said that Jesus was obviously gay because he surrounded himself with barefoot dudes and he always had a beard (double entendre!), Sarah Palin would get mad.


    If I said that Paul Wellstone had a shiny head and he was ha ha bald and also he is dead, Sarah Palin would laugh her ass off.

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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: I know, right? What was it she said oh so long ago (what, last week?) about bringing some civility in politics?


    Really, Sarah Palin, you want to prove to everyone you can dish it but you can't take it without an outraged press conference? Being a woman or the mother of a child with a disability does not give you free license to turn around and make fun of others for attributes they have no control over, even if you'd like to think so.


    I bet she laughed when Limbaugh made fun of Chelsea Clinton's looks, too.

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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/26/09

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    Eh, there's this joke:


    "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey Buddy, why the long face?'"


    It's not funny, unless a really funny person tells it.

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    06/26/09

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    ...not as long as the bridge to nowhere, though
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    06/26/09

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    So I guess she's been catching up on reading the Sunday funnies from 2004?

    She should fire her writer.
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    06/26/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Well I mean, she reads ALL the papers. She's only got so much time on her hands, so she has to be a little bit behind...
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