Now that George Clooney is reportedly dating Italian model/TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis (above, the couple in Milan today), we wonder why he's established a pattern of dating women much less professionally successful than himself. Let's take a tour.
Gwyneth Paltrow went over her friend Madonna's house this morning for some girl talk. We cannot confirm whether they talked about Madonna's marital woes, but we'd put money on the fact that whatever they said was expressed in a faux British accent. • A psychologist testified at the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook…
Breaking: George Clooney and Sarah Larson are reportedly DUNZO!!! Break out your party hats, bitches. • TMZ is keeping close tabs on Xtina's partying habits now that she has a child. Apparently she's been out six times this month. Let's stone her, that harlot! • Willie Garson, aka Stanford Blatch, Carrie's main gay on
O sad day! Adorable couple Liv Tyler and husband Royston Langdon have split! Her rep wants people to respect the couples' privacy blah blah blah. • Ashlee Simpson called Britney Spears a "trashy girl" on a British TV show. Pot, kettle, etc. • George Clooney and Sarah Larson are secretly obsessed with Rock of Love. No…
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Women are sluts, look like dudes, are probably on line for abortions and should get AIDS. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences,…
Let's face it — you already know everything you need to know about Leatherheads: George Clooney, John Krasinski (left), Renee Zellweger. And all three of the film's stars looked hot at the movie's premiere last night in L.A. (Also, George Clooney's parents are the cutest people ever.) And though, Fran Drescher's…
Fergie and Quentin Tarantino had a joint birthday party last night at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas. According to Us, Josh Duhamel, Daryl Hannah, Vivica A. Fox and Nelly were in attendance. WTF all around! • Star dug up some less than lady like pics of George Clooney's girlfriend, Sarah Larson. If you want to see Sarah…
Eve spazzed out on her chauffeur last night, screaming obscenities at him outside Eva Longoria's birthday party. We feel your pain, Eve. Eva Longoria makes us want to scream obscenities, too! • A British dude won an ebay auction for a date with Scarlett Johansson to the premiere of her forthcoming film, He's Just Not…
Woa, Britney's really getting it together now! TMZ says she is prepping for a bit part on CBS's How I Met Your Mother. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris will whip her into shape. • Mischa Barton loves her some musicians. Her last boyfriend was the elephantine-balled Whitestarr frontman, Cisco Adler, and now Mischa's…
The National Board of Review of Motion Pictures held its annual awards show last night. Yup: An actual awards show not stopped by the writer's strike! And not only did legitimate celebrities actually show up, Diablo Cody won for Best Original Screenplay for Juno and Ellen Page won Best Breakout Performance by an…
