Time for a Q&A!

Trophy Wife executive producers Emily Halpern and Sarah Haskins (yes, from Target: Women) will be here for a live chat today!

Trophy Wife executive producers Emily Halpern and Sarah Haskins (yes, from Target: Women) will be here for a live chat tomorrow, answering your questions!

Though it doesn't air on real television until September 24, Trophy Wife, from Target: Women creator Sarah Haskins is now available for your viewing pleasure on the very machine you're reading this post on right now.

It's been a few years since Sarah Haskins' Current TV series Target: Women ended, but she's been working on lots of projects since then. And a new fall show on ABC, Trophy Wife, is based on Haskins' life.

ABC is taking a gamble on walking, talking Troll doll* Malin Akerman in a new comedy called Trophy Wife, as well as a show starring professionally unfunny and non-adorable person** Rebel Wilson as a dorky lawyer who's gonna make it, after all.

In February, at a panel about "embarrassing" products and women, someone mentioned that menstrual blood is rich with stem cells. Comedian Sarah Haskins quipped, "one day we'll all be living on period farms." Good news: That day is almost here.

Yesterday Slate hosted a panel on "Marketing Embarrassing Products to Women," in which Target: Women genius Sarah Haskins, writer Susan Kim, and TV producer Allison Silverman taught us about rubber aprons, electric vibrators, and the mysteries of blue liquid.

When Sarah Haskins emailed to say that her Target Women career had come to an end, we were sad. But it also gave us a chance to talk to her - below, DILFs, baby bridesmaids and being yelled into greatness.

If you want a mini-recap of what womanhood was all about in 2009 — and a lesson in being a "better lady" in 2010 — check out Sarah Haskins' new video, after the jump.

We covered the shrill, fear-based badvertising commercials for home security systems in December 2008, in August 2009 and October 2009. Today, Sarah Haskins tackles the same damsel-in-distress ads.

"Advertising is so ridiculous because it's trying to still use some of the traditional gender roles, while also trying to match the changes in the past 40 to 50 years." — from an interview with Sarah Haskins. [NY Post]

In addition to the latest hilarious Target: Women, there's an interview with NPR, in which Sarah Haskins talks about mocking badvertising and crappy marketing toward women:

Ever noticed how many commercials prove the effectiveness of the product by how many sexy ladies it attracts? Sarah Haskins has. Please note: These are not regular women. These are hot chicks.

So, which Disney star designed your rhinestone-studded jeans?

Brooke Shields can "sell us anything," Sarah Haskins swears. Actually, we already noticed this! So. How did Brooke Shields become America's ideal selling machine?

• Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?

"Being a woman isn't easy," Sarah Haskins sighs. "We work, we take care of the house, we raise children… and we do it all without a shred of help from those lumbering manbeasts known as husbands."

From a deserted shampoo temple to words like "hydrolicious" and "prismatic," hair product commercials elevate beautiful hair to something to die for, Sarah Haskins finds.