Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree…

This sounds like pure fiction but, as we're not a court of law, let's run with it — Sharon Stone is being sued by her former nanny amid allegations of racism, religious persecution and first-degree bitchery. Which, if you image the actress to live life as Ginger, her character in Casino, like I do then it starts to… » 5/24/12 9:00am 5/24/12 9:00am

The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the…

Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all… » 5/05/12 11:30am 5/05/12 11:30am

Human Barbie Puts Liposuction Voucher In 7-Year-Old Daughter’s…

If you stuffed your daughter's stocking with fattening peppermint candies and chocolate Santas this Christmas, you might want to reconsider whether you're really cut out for responsible parenting in light of the fact that Sarah Burge had the foresight to give her 7-year-old daughter the gift that will stave off any… » 1/04/12 2:35pm 1/04/12 2:35pm

Taiwanese Animators Tackle Plastic Surgery Parties

In the latest from Next Media Animation, Britain's Sarah Burge — aka the "Human Barbie" — is shown injecting her 15-year-old daughter with botox. Apparently, Burge has been moonlighting as a party-planner for a plastic surgery clinic who throws — what else — plastic surgery parties. We're imagining pinatas filled… » 6/08/11 5:05pm 6/08/11 5:05pm