Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian clan, was targeted by a bizarre stalking/hacking campaign which including a fake recording the television star using racist slurs.

WooOOooOOOoOooooooOOoooo!!! Miranda Kerr was interviewed for British GQ and hinted that she MIGHT be open to one day touching a lady on the butt and having a lady touch her on the butt also too. FASCINATING EXCITEMENT NEWS!!!

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies.

Last night at the 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards — held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel — soap opera stars mingled with "real" "housewives" and talk show hosts. The fashion, much like the personalities of these ladies, was big, brash, flashy and tacky. But fun!

Well. Isn't that exciting. Apparently Teen Mom "star" Farrah Abraham has decided that a great way to boost her profile would be to release a sexual "sex tape" of her having sex with some sort of man-person. Now, I was under the (silly?) impression that a "sex tape" is something that is sincere and private and then…

Pippa Middleton's been hanging out in New York with Andre Balazs and Roger Federer but, ultimately, the highlight of Pippa's stay here came when she and Chace Crawford "didn't party together, but spoke for 10 minutes." About what? About conditioners?

Discussing how happy she is in her new relationship with Sara Gilbert, Linda Perry inadvertently outed herself as a big, ol' homewrecker. Responding to a question about possible wedding bells for the couple, she said: "I don't know. We gotta get through a year first. It's been eight months. We're going on nine."…

If, like me, you were obsessed with Darlene from Roseanne and had both the CD and cassingle of 4 Non Blondes hit "What's Up?" you might want to find somewhere acceptable to shake with uncontrollable excitement because Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry are dating! Breaking up with her girlfriend of 10 years Alison Adler in…

British Comedian Russell Brand was forced to cancel his show in Canada on Saturday after customs officials refused to let him into the country. No word on why exactly he was denied entry yesterday, but it's not the first time he's had trouble with customs. Earlier this year, Japan refused to let him in because of his…

And not just because, at the premiere of Never Say Never, half the crowd was expiring from Bieber Fever. No, to believe the evidence presented by this master class in youth fashion, we have bigger concerns.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is displeased to learn that a famous nemesis of hers is a guest in the same hotel. Plus, Lil Wayne gets out of jail tonight!

Well, it's here — The Talk, CBS's answer to The View. It makes Barbara and company seem both genuine and serene. And did you know Christine Brinkley does leg lifts while she brushes her teeth? Now you do.

• After only one season, Ellen DeGeneres is stepping down as an American Idol judge:

CBS has announced that its View imitation has an equally original name: The Talk. Today, Sara Gilbert talked to TV critics her partner being left off the press release, and Leah Remini promised not to be the Scientology one.

Do we need another version of The View? CBS says we do. But this one is Moms Only.

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio gets berated by followers after posting a picture of Michelle Obama making fun of her appearance (it's okay though - he has black friends!). Also, Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler.

Today in Tweet Beat, Bethenny admits she's pregnant after initially denying it, Shaquille O'Neal loves Oprah, and Chris Brown confesses that he's not capable of living up to people's expectations of him.

Today in Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus lost something (no not that), Dave Coulier got recognized in a Home Depot (but mistaken for another celebrity), and Frances Bean Cobain is wise beyond her years.

[Los Angeles, July 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Amy Winehouse's "exhaustion" was really an overdose. The singer had her stomach pumped and is still in the hospital. Amy, we joke around but we love you! Get well! [The Sun]
  
• Britney Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline, wants primary custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Might be a good idea, Britney — more time…