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    Santa's Been Naughty

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Hey, let's cut the poor old guy a break, shall we? I mean, he busts his ass all year in order to bring joy to everyone. He unfailingly shows up to all the crowded, sweaty shopping malls every December. He never refuses to let any child, no matter how smelly, snotty, or violent, sit in his lap. He's well past retirement age. His wife must be getting fed up at this point. That, or she's given up, and medicates herself into oblivion. (Lady Santa's little helper?) Anyway, it's a long year for our boy. We all need to blow off steam every now and then, and what better way to do so than throw one's white-gloved fists around? I will say, though, that this merely proves my long-suspected belief that Santa is a mean drunk.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Satan Claus?
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Aw, c'mon brawling guys, retract those Claus. It's Christmas.
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    Eeva was starred Eeva was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Santa-on-Santa crime, it's how we know that we're not imagining the state of the world today.
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    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Santa: Knows when you are sleeping, knows when your're awake, knows if you've been bad or good, gonna find out who's naughty or nice.


    Was that the credo of the Sharks or the Jets? I forget...

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    theysaidwhat was starred theysaidwhat was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Santa was dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones he used to know before all those immigrants had to ruin everything.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/22/08

    @morninggloria: Where the treetops glistening are actually crosses burning...
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Oh, Santa.
    Stop mass brawlin' and gimme those presents.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    So Santa is a Clauset racist? That's good to know...
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): It was only until they started poking fun at Rudolph, him being lit and all.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): I had always ho ho hoped he wasn't.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Little known fact: The North Pole used to be called the North Brawl.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    @Cuteasabutton hearts Caleb Followill: This story is sleighing all my illusions.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): It doesn't present Santa in a very good red-nosed light.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/22/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Santa really needs to rein(deer) in his violent tendencies...
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    i thought this was pretty funny until i got to this part: "of dark-skinned African or Asian appearance."


    now i'm feeling stabby.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    @Stabby McStabberson: And a merry Christmas to all! (Except you non-white people.)
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    Image of blackbirdfly blackbirdfly
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    What a delightful way to celebrate the birth of Jesus.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    Not just dreaming of, but insisting on a White Christmas.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/22/08

    @PaintedTrollop: Hah! Insisting, indeed.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    This is just a big misunderstanding. The Greater London African American Bowling League thought there was to be a Mass Santa Bowl for charity. The Santa Convention was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/22/08

    In reply to Santa's Been Naughty
    You know you're a hardass when you have to put on a costume to beat someone's ass.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/14/08

    In reply to Hayden Meets Mr. & Mrs. Claus
    Santy looks really happy. Like, borderline deranged happy. Mrs. Santy looks like she might snap and cut a bitch in a minute. Hayden's cute, but I do find her relationship w/ a thirty-yr-old to be a bit off. Especially when I read a comment in a mag where he said they'd waited until she was actually 18 to "go public" with their romance. Which I took to mean, they'd already been gettin it on, statutory style. I have no problem with a little age difference, but if you're 29 and sleeping with a 17 yr old, there's something wrong. Yeck.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    12/14/08

    In reply to Hayden Meets Mr. & Mrs. Claus
    This has given me a bad flashback to when I was Mrs. Claus in 5th grade. My aunt made me boobs from pillow stuffing and all the boys wanted to try and pop them.
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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
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