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Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up

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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
11/26/08

In reply to Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up
Not cool, Ellen.

It's not cool for coerce a woman into admitting she's pregnant. Some of us are superstitious about making such an announcement too early.

If I were a pregnant Mariah in that situation, I would have just taken a small sip. A little won't harm the baby. So there.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/26/08

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Erm, in regards to the Perez thing about Peter Andre, I kind of found that post uncomfortable. Like, brown willy? And telling him to wear sunscreen? Peter Andre is Greek. And I sort of felt like the ignorance was further compounded by Perez's apparent need to write 'honky dory' on their picture. Maybe it's just me, but that shit did not seem okay to me.

(And, ew! Peter Andre's penis! Ew!)
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A-girl
11/26/08

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"Natalie Portman doesn't understand celibacy."

People say she's really bright but then you hear things like this. And that she didn't know French onion soup is not vegetarian. And other totally unaware things.
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Red-headed bookworm
11/26/08

@A-girl: Does she mean she didn't know the word or just didn't understand the why of celibacy?
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Chocolate Sex Bunny
11/26/08

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The Rules is a shit book but I agree with the premise of not chasing men. If the only message were "No man is worth a chase ladies, have some dignity!", I could totally get down with that. But this playing hard to get shit so you can nail down a proposal is beyond pathetic.

Also, thank goodness Carrie Bradshaw isn't catching baby rabies in the SATC sequel. That would piss me off.
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lalaland13
11/26/08

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Pete has a point. An ex and I bonded over a movie, which is why I'm the proud mamma of Little Miss Moulin Rouge! With the exclamation mark, of course.
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Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
11/26/08

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"So she'll also have a "very private circus-themed" birthday party that night"

Makes sense to me---because when one thinks of privacy and understatment one automatically thinks CIRCUS!
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Whitney's Black Best Friend
11/26/08

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I liked the first SATC movie and I am not ashamed to admit that I am excited for a sequel and I will be there opening night. But I dont know why there are all anti Carrie having a baby, because Carrie made it such a big deal when she started dating Petrovsky and she was started in a baby crazy direction, and then she never did come to a resolution about whether or not she wanted to have kids because the Paris thing overshadowed everything.
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Scout
11/26/08

@Whitney's Black Best Friend: it would make absolutely NO sense for Carrie to have a baby at this juncture, none.
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CrankyOldBroad
11/26/08

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Why doesn't Madonna just tell it like it is: she's hired a cleaner for her house while she's off fucking the new guy. Exorcism specialist, indeed.
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Kali Mama
11/26/08

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"it is their culture"?

Sweet grief that is a retarded statement.
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heykoukla
11/26/08

@Kali Mama: Yes, didn't you know? The Sassanids who lived in the area surrounding Dubai used to frequently strip-search their visitors at airports, a tradition that continued until the 7th century AD. They also had the world's first customs department, metal detectors and sniffer dogs, not to mention that they invented the first baggage carousel.
Who knew moddles were so knowledgeable?
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AnnieKObama
11/26/08

@heykoukla: thats awesome. At first I was all "LOL!"- then I thought maybe it was true and had to google.

You are good.
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heykoukla
11/26/08

@AnnieKObama: Hehehe, I can't even imagine what your Google search terms were. Sassanids and baggage-carousel?
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Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
11/26/08

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Rolling eyes emoticon: 9_9
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rollergirl76
11/26/08

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My love for Gordon Ramsay has officially ended. What a scumbag.
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HarpMadness
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: I know -- and they always looked so happy together in the press, running marathons together and whatnot. Jerk.
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rollergirl76
11/26/08

@HarpMadness: I just read that they have four children together and have been married for 12 years. Supposedly, he's been having an affair with this woman for 7 of them!
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gherkinfiend
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: How does Gordon Ramsay find time for an affair? He must have perfected the art of more then 24 hours in the day....
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scullymurphy
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: I always wondered about him b/c he's so hyper alpha in every other way. Apparently there have been many women throughout the years. I wonder if Tana has been in the know about it for a while, b/c she's certainly playing the unruffled wife right now.

Why are some men such asses?
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onlyelise
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: Ya know, I read through the story from last week when he supposedly said that women can't cook. I kept on reading through his actual quote, which is that unfortunately, many young women are not taught to cook, so they aren't cooking as much as former generations. Totally different story.

Can someone please, PLEASE tell me that "Mistress" is the name of his favorite dog, and he's been taking her out for regular walks? Seriously. I feel my own love for Gordon fading away, and I'm just not sure I can give it up without a fight.
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rosasparks
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: I love him! Damnit. SEVEN YEARS? That's about as duplicitous as it gets.

@gherkinfiend: Seriously. Even if he wasn't having an affair, I wondered about his family. He has 4 kids & was always working & travelling.

I give up.
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BabyJane
11/26/08

@onlyelise: I feel the same way.
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The HZA.
11/26/08

@rollergirl76: This seriously irritated me as well. Since he has said in the press how much he loves and adores his wife. And then we find out he was dicking around on her...
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The HZA.
11/26/08

@The HZA.: And also oddly, his mistress was older than his wife. I figure it would have been some 20 year old...
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PaintedTrollop
11/26/08

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I'm imagining the Mariah Carey maternity wardrobe.
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rollergirl76
11/26/08

@PaintedTrollop: A big cut-out hole for her stomach to poke through, elastic waisted hot pants, and stilettos.
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georgina
11/26/08

@PaintedTrollop: I'm imagining it will look eerily similar to here future child's wardrobe both in style and size.
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BlondeGoddess
11/26/08

@PaintedTrollop: I'm imagining Mariah's list of baby names. I bet ya Butterfly is high up.
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PaintedTrollop
11/26/08

@georgina:

We can only pray it will be a boy.
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PaintedTrollop
11/26/08

@BlondeGoddess:

For a boy or a girl!
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thelawschooldropout
11/26/08

@BlondeGoddess: It's totally going to be something like Monarch Charm Pastel Glitter Rainbow Cannon-Carey. For a boy or girl.
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BabyJane
11/26/08

@BlondeGoddess: Unicorn Diva Roller Coaster Carey-Cannon is my best guess.
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gherkinfiend
11/26/08

@thelawschooldropout: she'll go for Hello Kitty, but the Hello will be silent...

Cartoon characters names are the celeb trend du jour...
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BlondeGoddess
11/26/08

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Yes, giving birth is so hard on the FATHER.

And maybe Pete should start behaving like a father and take care of diapers instead of talking to the press 24 hours a day?
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BeAgrestic
11/26/08

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Pfft! I bet Mariah would have played along with Ellen more if the champagne flute was bedazzled. God, how random would it be if she had a baby with Nick Cannon? I always forget they are actually married.
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Meg
11/26/08

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Jesus, Madonna, you don't need to hire someone. All you have to do is throw the mixed tape with your and Guy's song into your new bff's fireplace, get into a fight with her over the affections of her former step-brother, and eventually end up with Spicoli-light.
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margotenenbaum
11/26/08

@Meg: then she can pen a new single Like a Virgin Who Can't Drive!
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Meg
11/26/08

@margotenenbaum: Oooooh, that would be way harsh!
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