We thought Sanjaya Malakar was out, in his own wishy-washy, American Idol-type way. But on last night's I'm a Celebrity… he said, "I make a really good gay best friend, but I don't like guys, so it confuses people."
The Teen Choice Awards: Ah, how we love that bastion of the little man's (or, er, of the little tween) freedom of expression. The stars pretend they care about their young fans. The young fans cry at the sight of the stars. It's an equal opportunity masturbatory red carpet heydey. The fashion however? Oy. Best…
Stop smiling for the camera, kid. You're not actually famous. No one cares. Now, please go away.