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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. Because running red lights is so cool? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of cailizma cailizma
    11/11/09

    @Ms Meghan: I should really find the study, but I've heard that the red light cameras cause more accidents than preventing them and are really about the money. Not entirely sure it's true, but makes sense to me. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment cailizma was starred cailizma was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Fair enough, but the cameras take your picture when you run red lights, which means you are trying to avoid the camera because you are running red lights. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Ditto on the "really should find the study," but I think the results were that the cameras caused more accidents, but less deaths. There were more fender-benders as people hit the brakes trying to avoid running the lights, but less t-bone collisions where cars running the lights got hit from the side. I guess getting hit from the side by an accelerating car is more deadly than getting hit from the back by a slowing car. Anyway, they're probably still mostly for money. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because they have fingerprints on the door handles. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    A moment of silence for the Lolita character... NOT. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Marla Singer was starred Marla Singer was unstarred
    Image of pileofmonkeys pileofmonkeys
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Kirstie Allie: the word is "lose." I hate the lose/loose error so damn much. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of dumblonde dumblonde
    11/04/09

    @pileofmonkeys: I get upset about it too. English is my second language and it irks me that I seem to know English better than some native speakers. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC promoted this comment dumblonde was starred dumblonde was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/04/09

    @dumblonde: typically, people can speak a second language better than native speakers (of that same language) because they've had to study the rules and nuances of the language more than a native speaker would ever have to. my spanish grammar is way better than that of my native spanish-speaking clients. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of missdona missdona
    11/05/09

    @pileofmonkeys: My pet peeve is "alot"-- it's a lot, not alot. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of HerdingCats HerdingCats
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Tuesday night Uno game? The mansion has officially become the country's most exclusive nursing home, complete with lame activities. I wonder if Hugh's attendants also cut up his food and arrange the blanket on his knees? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment HerdingCats was starred HerdingCats was unstarred
    Image of tomatoe tomatoe
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Didn't they admit that Crystal writes Hef's tweets on Girls Next Door? Now whenever I read them I feel a little bit lied to. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Residentdrunkgirl promoted this comment tomatoe was starred tomatoe was unstarred
    Image of Residentdrunkgirl Residentdrunkgirl
    11/04/09

    @tomatoe: I think she just enters/types them for him. He writes them himself. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @tomatoe: You can't expect a geriatric to work one of those newfangled BlackPods on his lap-puter! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/05/09

    @tomatoe: Ha! Yes they did. It really puts a different spin on that one from the other day chastising fans who miss the old GND to get used to it and be happy Hef found new love. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    To be fair, Lindsay using Twitter to respond to your father isn't the best move ever.

    Katy Perry, no one is morning the Lolita look but you.
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    Edited by MargaretMoony at 11/04/09 9:36 PM MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Do the twins, you know, have names? Calling twins "the twins" is for 2 year olds. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @Penny: "The Twins" is appropriate if they're talking about the team of Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Joe Nathan, and Carlos Gomez. Otherwise, no. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    @Penny: My Grandma's a twin and people still refer to her and my Great-Uncle as "the twins." Or use Brother and Sister instead of their given names. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    Yeah I know an crazy number of twins, fraternal, identical, old, young. The only ones I've referred to as "the twins" are toddlers. And that's only because I can never remember their damn names.

    Maybe that's his problem!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    11/04/09

    @MargaretMoony: Oh man. My great-aunt and great-uncle, my g'ma's younger siblings, were each a half of a twin-set. Each one's twin had died young. They STILL got referred to as twins. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/05/09

    @cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself: Argh. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/05/09

    @Penny: From what I've seen of the show, they do whatever they can to play up the interchangeable bimbo porn type. They always dress alike, it's tres weird. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hana Maru was starred Hana Maru was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Yeah, Pam Anderson. God loves you, but not enough to save you from hepatitis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    I'm too embarrassed to follow celebrities on Twitter, so I just hop on Jez about this time every evening and look at the thumbnails for hints of any interesting names. ...is that weird? I'm not sure if I'm saving or damaging my pride. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of cailizma cailizma
    11/04/09

    @BlueJeans: I'm kind of addicted TweetBeat, but not Twitter...is that weird?

    Let's go with we are saving our pride. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    @cailizma: I have an elaborate mental rationalization wherein I decided that if I ever met one of the internet-savvy celeb dudes I secretly love (Levi is not one, for the record...which probably goes without saying, since he isn't "savvy" either), it would be really awkward if he found out that I followed him on Twitter. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment BlueJeans was starred BlueJeans was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/04/09

    @BlueJeans: internet-savvy celeb dude one secretly loves on twitter - I think the official name for this is johnmayeritis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    @Breamworthy: It's a terrible case, compounded by my elirothteoporosis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/05/09

    @BlueJeans: My roommate and I saw Dave Navarro in LA once, and we were all "Dave! We follow you on twitter!" and he was suuuuuuuper cool to us. Like cooler than he would be if we hadn't said that. So it can work to your advantage, too! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MissMollyKate MissMollyKate
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Levi Johnston reminds me of the hockey player I hooked up with in college. Beautiful to look at, but in the middle of fooling around, I had to go, "Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhh." #lindsaylohantwitter
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment MissMollyKate was starred MissMollyKate was unstarred
    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    @MissMollyKate: I do sort of imagine Sarah Palin pulling a Michael Bluth..."...him?" "Mom, I love him so much! He's such a wonderful boyfriend!" "Really?" #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment BlueJeans was starred BlueJeans was unstarred
    Image of meanteeth meanteeth
    11/04/09

    @MissMollyKate: but did he really mean Young Black & Fabulous? AKA YBF? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    prestocaro fears the culling promoted this comment meanteeth was starred meanteeth was unstarred
    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay..all I want to do is to tell her to lay off the 'tox and tweets and get some therapy #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Katie Perry is self aware. Color me shocked/impressed.

    As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.

    Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of McBroken McBroken
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Is anyone else a little disillusioned that they're sitting around playing UNO in the Playboy mansion? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    prettycool promoted this comment McBroken was starred McBroken was unstarred
    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    11/04/09

    @McBroken: Yeah, I thought they'd totally be a scattegories crowd. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    PaintedTrollop promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: I was imagining Boggle. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: I thought Yahtzee. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @GirlFailer: No, no. Yelling "Yahtzee!" gets Hef's blood pumping too hard. He's gotta save that shit for when the time is right. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: True. Fast pumping blood is a privilege, not a right, in the elder years. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/04/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: NAKED TWISTER! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    PaintedTrollop was starred PaintedTrollop was unstarred
    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/04/09

    @McBroken: yeah come get me when someone breaks out settlers of catan #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of prettycool prettycool
    11/05/09

    @McBroken: I bet Hef always wants to play something interesting like Trivial Pursuit, but the girls never get anything except for the occasional pink triangle. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Hef. they let you win. nobody wants a sad grandpa
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    Edited by phantom lady at 11/04/09 8:08 PM phantom lady was starred phantom lady was unstarred
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