Zone out in Sandra Lee's color-coordinated kitchen and listen to the dulcet tones of her voice as she "makes cocktails" (aka a mimosa and then Hypnotiq in a glass).

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…

In between downing spoonfuls of corn nut-studded Cool Whip, Sandra Lee managed to give a Q&A in the New York Times yesterday. And it is delightfully graceless on both sides! First, Sandra implies that helping starving children (which I'm sure she does CONSTANTLY) and making fun of her for being terrible are mutually…

Halloween: The time of year when all your favorite TV characters don crazy costumes and become involved in totally nonsensical plots, just for the sake of a holiday-themed episode. I love bad television just as much as I love good — and as such here's a collection of the best/worst Halloween episodes the idiot box has…

Despite the air of perfection Sandra Lee gives off, this blooper reel that's made its way online suggests otherwise. The Semi-Homemade Food Network star swears up a storm, grabs her breasts, and acts pretty sassy in this clip — and we like it.

New York governor Andrew Cuomo paid his ladyfriend's stylist to make him look good for TV. Well, of course — we don't want our politicians looking all shiny on camera.

It would seem that Time's "100 Most Influential People" (or at least their guests) included Ann Coulter, Sandra Lee, and, um, the Tiger Mom. So, were their fashion choices equally...noteworthy?

We know the basics on Sandra Lee: the hardscrabble story; the "Evangelist's fervor" with which she pursued success; her relationship with new York's governor; her deep commitment to the state's food banks. At this point, even shots at her Semi-Homemade empire feel cheap and stale. And yet, a new profile — perhaps the…

Best part of the interview? "'I like to create what I call ‘tablescapes,' " she explains. 'It's so much more fun when you organize your table around a theme, don't you think?'" O, RLY? (And, yes, then she creates an ominous-sounding "Founding Fathers" tablescape.)

In picture after picture, Sandra Lee is like a virgin. Suggests Stacey London, "there's the idea of purity and the fact they aren't married and she's trying to not look like the girlfriend."