Hot in Cleveland, the new TVLand sitcom, premiered last night at, hm, NYC's Crosby Street Hotel. Natch, all its stars were there: Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves, Wendy Malick, and of course, Betty White. With a little help from their friends.
Today in a very special Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates us, thinks we're ignorant hypocrites, but will pray for us. Plus, Nicole Richie incurs the wrath of Ice-T, and Spencer Pratt claims Audrina Patridge's tits are from Tijuana.
Today in Tweet Beat, Ann Curry's face is terrorizing NBC studios via the internal monitor feed, Adrianne Curry (no relation?) still hates Tyra, and Courtney Love does not have a boyfriend, you guys.
Today in Tweet Beat, Hailey Glassman is trying her hand at acting, this day in history, Debbie Gibson filmed her "Foolish Beat" video, and celebs celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin has changed his outlook on life and Kate Gosselin, Travis Barker gets a tattoo memorializing DJ AM and Josh Groban tries out ChatRoulette.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne, Tracey Emin, Jeremy Scott and other celebs grieve over the death of Alexander McQueen, via Twitter and emoticons. Also, Spencer Pratt has an hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
Today in Tweet Beat, John Mayer apologizes for using the N-word, and celebs—like Talib Kweli, Margaret Cho, Ice-T—opine on his "white supremacist" penis and other remarks from his Playboy interview. Speaking of racist dicks, it's Glenn Beck's birthday!
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki is more celebrated than Lady Gaga, Solange Knowles is a proud mom, and Kathy Griffin does not lose graciously.
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer yearns for enlightenment, Jwoww yearns for a second season of Jersey Shore, and a valet gave Shanna Moakler Stephanie Pratt's car.
Today in Tweet Beat, model Jessica Stam thinks her place is overdecorated, Weezer's Patrick Wilson talks shit, and Courtney Love explains what happened to her "K" (for Kurt) tattoo.
Stars: Just Like Us! Because, just like us, Carmen Electra, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera and friends hosted elaborate 2010 blowouts in mere wisps of vertically-challenged sequins.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss.
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay complains about her girlfriend's family, Spencer Pratt Tweets his phone number, and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is in the studio with Kanye.
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar.
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa.
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom.
[Los Angeles, August 25. Image via INF]
