Today, the Center for Reproductive Rights has launched a star-heavy initiative called Draw the Line, which controversially asserts that women are people who should be able to make decisions about their own bodies. It seems crazy that we've arrived at a place where this is a necessary thing that we have to tell our…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Piper Palin is sick of all the bullshit, Sandra Bernhard recounts the first time she met Courtney Love, and apparently, horses can get herpes.

Today in Tweet Beat, Johnny Weir has given up on underwear. Plus, Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin hang out in costume.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Joan Rivers, Judith Regan and Michael McKean chime in on Arnold's scandal. Plus, Ke$ha is working on making a necklace out of fans' teeth.

Today in Tweet Beat, James Franco is trying to make everyone fall in love with him with this picture. Plus, Lily Allen gets upset about Kanye's abortion comment.

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is blaming the tabloid media for comments she made about product placement in Britney Spears' video "Hold it Against Me." Also, Cher is pissed about Burlesque number getting cut from Oscars opening.

Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.

• Oh no. You know how someone is harassing and stalking Lindsay Lohan? The culprit might be none other than Sam Lutfi. Ugh.

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Colbert gets inventive this holiday season. Plus, celebs react to the breakup of Scarlett and Ryan.