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Madonna Finds A New Man, Sandra Says She's Not Winning An Oscar, And Jessica Alba Thinks Your Princess Mentality Is "Crap"

• Madonna is reportedly already moving on from Jesus Luz, "flirting outrageously" with 24-year-old model Jon Kortajarena at the premiere of A Single Man. Says a source: "She is going to invite him to some social events in New York." [DailyMail]

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Brittany & Casey's Causes Of Death Revealed; Samantha Throws Lindsay-Like Fit

• The L.A. Coroner's office released a preliminary report today declaring that Brittany Murphy's death was accidental. She died of a combination of pneumonia, anemia, and "multiple drug intoxication."

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Questlove Questions NBC's "Black History Month" Menu

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Spencer Pratt Is Sick Of Being Angry All The Time

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Scott Baio Slammed On Twitter After Mocking Michelle Obama

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Snooki's Vagina: A Case Of Mistaken Identity

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Sam Accuses Lindsay Of Siccing Paps On Her; Jay Pushes Conan Out At NBC

• Last night Samantha Ronson got pissed when the paparazzi followed her to a tattoo parlor in L.A. with her stepbrother Alexander Jones. "Why are you here?" Sam asked. "She told you to come here? She told you to come here?"

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Celebs, Socialites Mourn Loss Of Casey Johnson On Twitter

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Tyra Wants Suggestions; Snooki Is Hanging With Michael Cera

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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack

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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

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More Women Claim Flings With Tiger; Mayer Brings Sam & Lindsay Together

• The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly that she had a 31-month fling with Tiger. And:

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Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson

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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

• Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...

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Is Justin Secretly Dating Rihanna?; Travolta Testifies That Jett Was Autistic

• Justin Timberlake and Rihanna reportedly hooked up after the VMAs and they've "been seeing each other for the past few weeks," says a source, "He is really into her and it's only a matter of time before he dumps Jessica".

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More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig

• This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."

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Lindsay Is Fighting With Sam On Twitter

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Lady Gaga's Ladyflower Speaks; Chris Brown's Career Is "Done"

• Lady Gaga on those nasty hermaphrodite rumors:

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Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend

• Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.

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What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today