So many questions Blair. Was Jesus alone or was Madonna there too? What are they doing at your little hoodunk church? And what preytell is "unchurched"? #lindsaylohantwitter
@phantom lady: Translation: "I love when people bring their heathen friends to church where we can hard-sell them into shambling shame-facedly down to the front of the church where strangers will then hug and pray with them for their many, many, MANY sins. If no one caves at first, the pastor just keeps talking and the music just keeps playing until someone cracks!" #lindsaylohantwitter
@phantom lady: I always thought "churched" was something they did in the middle ages after women had a baby to cleanse them of the sin of birth... or something... #lindsaylohantwitter
@JoStockton: Exactly. Husbands couldn't sleep with their wives until they had been properly "churched" after childbirth or major illness. #lindsaylohantwitter
Oh, Lindsay, just when I thought we could no longer be friends, you had to bring the Duchovny love. I guess I just can't quit you yet. #lindsaylohantwitter
Blair, I think you're done repenting for stealing that poem from Emily Dickinson and turning it in as your own and for being a mega-bitch to Jo for all of those years. #lindsaylohantwitter
@MalinaMango: Mine too. Let's have a party for our 15-year-old selves. I'll bring Ghost World and sneak some wine coolers from my mom. #lindsaylohantwitter
My family owned a miniature pot bellied pig. We had her for 6 years, and Princess was the most demanding pet we ever had. If you pick up a pig and it does not wish to be held, it squeals like nobodys business. I assume this is amplified as you try to shove it into one of those pet carrying purse things. Pigs root at your ankles with their noses, and it hurts more than you would think. Also, they are only cute little piglets for a short period of time. Ours got to be pretty big in the end, and got a lot more barnyard-looking over time.
@Tredwina: I think she got one of those new, itty-bitty pigs that are all trendy right now. They are "teacup" pigs that only get to be about 12 - 16 inches high...but they still get to 65 pounds. I'd like to see her try and carry that around in a purse.
I think pigs are cute, but I just don't see them as inside pets. They are way too smart to just keep inside.
Sharon Stone is seriously over-romanticizing old Hollywood, or she's watched too many black and white movies. In addition to wearing hats and driving cars, men also spoke condescendingly to women, expected them to stay home and make breakfast, and thought smacking a mouthy woman in the face with half a grapefruit was a hilarious movie gag.
@willwriteforfood: I second that. How 'bout that first scene in Philadelphia Story, where Cary Grant lays Katharine Hepburn out flat on the ground with a punch to the face?
Maybe Stone and I have different definitions of "chivalrous."
@willwriteforfood: Um, I dunno, maybe I'm used to the comedies like "My Man Godfrey" or "It Happened One Night" in which the women are snappy and witty, and the men give them wit right back.
@willwriteforfood: Sharon is a wannabe. I like real, true old fashioned men who still protect a woman with their shotguns and don't let them get involved in the dirty game of politics, and they still want wives and mistresses, which I think is just swell.
I stopped once to rescue a kitten in the road, and it ended up being the cat my passenger needed to make him happy. So, Bruno, if it is your cat I hope you step up and accept it. We just figured that God=or=whoever dropped that kitten in our way and, if we didn't accept it, the next pet suggestion could be an elephant. Reallly, don't push it. It's hard to dodge an elephant.
@xay: Ain't that the truth.
Booster seats and infant/toddler car-seats take up a LOT of room.
And those suckers are heavy and a pain to move around.
In my state, the new law is that kids up to 8yrs/4'9" must ride in booster seats.
Its (maybe) safer, but its not convenient at all. And has def. hampered our ability to car-pool with other families.
I've wondered how people with large families manage to travel in my state. Do they take two vans/cars wherever they travel? Yikes.
@fluxus flucker: Yep, even one car seat in the back takes up a lot of room. I've been in the back seat of freinds' cars and their kid's car seat makes it uncomfortable for two adults in the back seat with them.
I do appreciate Heidi Klum saying that they have to think about that kind of stuff. It makes her more awesome.
Oh, Sharon Stone--romanticizing men being able to smack any dame they want on the ass? It's great when they stand up when you come in the room? Why, because you've got a vagina? And since when have men (and women) stopped smacking each other playfully on the ass...if they actually know each other as lovers or friends. This whole thing boggles the mind.
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Dear lord, I think I'm going to have to actually join twitter to get my fix. #lindsaylohantwitter
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Also, some stuff at Happy Ending tonight and some upcoming shows at Santos Party House. [twitter.com]
You're welcome. #lindsaylohantwitter
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Awwww. I'm happy for them, but my 15-year-old self is jealous. #lindsaylohantwitter
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My family owned a miniature pot bellied pig. We had her for 6 years, and Princess was the most demanding pet we ever had. If you pick up a pig and it does not wish to be held, it squeals like nobodys business. I assume this is amplified as you try to shove it into one of those pet carrying purse things. Pigs root at your ankles with their noses, and it hurts more than you would think. Also, they are only cute little piglets for a short period of time. Ours got to be pretty big in the end, and got a lot more barnyard-looking over time.
I hope this little guy is taken care of.
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I think pigs are cute, but I just don't see them as inside pets. They are way too smart to just keep inside.
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Maybe Stone and I have different definitions of "chivalrous."
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And I'm sure her VW bus has at least that!
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Booster seats and infant/toddler car-seats take up a LOT of room.
And those suckers are heavy and a pain to move around.
In my state, the new law is that kids up to 8yrs/4'9" must ride in booster seats.
Its (maybe) safer, but its not convenient at all. And has def. hampered our ability to car-pool with other families.
I've wondered how people with large families manage to travel in my state. Do they take two vans/cars wherever they travel? Yikes.
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I do appreciate Heidi Klum saying that they have to think about that kind of stuff. It makes her more awesome.
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