• Is Katie Holmes being "prepared" for a second baby?

• Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

• Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

• Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:

Of the advent of the modern paternity test, Melanie McDonagh of the Times of London writes, "It was astonishing, when the technology became available, that feminists didn't make more of a fuss about it." O rly?

• Michael Lohan says Jon Gosselin is trying to get out of his TLC contract to appear on his new show Divorced Dads Club and hinted that a few famous former sports stars/single dads may be joining them.

• Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:

• Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:

• A source claims that Jude Law, who, as Dodai mentioned yesterday, is currently caught up in another scandal involving a 24-year-old model who is carrying his fourth child, gets into such situations because he's seeking validation about his looks. [DailyMail]

• Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
• So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is: