• The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.

Did you catch the coat, only on one side of this Annie Leibovitz portrait of Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet? Perhaps Leibovitz deftly assembled two images but forgot to "sleeve it out." [Photoshop Disasters, Vanity Fair]

Lost in Austen, the BBC series about a Jane Austen fan who time-travels to the 19th century, is reportedly being turned into a feature film by Sam Mendes's production company. Is his wife involved? [Mirror]

• Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?

• Prince Harry and his girlfriend of nearly 5 years, Chelsy Davy, are dunzo: Davy initiated the break up and has already made the breakup official by changing her Facebook relationship status to "single." Oh, snap!

• Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]

• Video of Madonna falling yesterday during a concert in Brazil. She played it off, did a yoga stretch, then proceeded to French kiss a dancer dressed in Like-A-Virgin-duds, so everything's cool. [The Life Files, PopSugar]

• Jennifer Aniston talked to Entertainment Weekly about the tabloid reports that she's knocked up with John Mayer's baby: "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!" Plus: She wasn't thrilled that …