Not only does this old-timey black and white bikini shoot feature some surrealist swimwear, but it also features some vintage body snarking because the more things change...

What's the one thing on earth you can add to a great work of art to make it better? A fat cat. The paintings of Botticelli, Rubens, Dali, Titian, and others have been "spruced up" by digital mastermind Svetlana Petrova at Fat Cat Art by inserting a plump orange kitty with a hilarious expression. That's Botticelli's…

• Vogue Paris editor Carine Roitfeld, who has helmed the magazine for a decade, just announced she's stepping down from her position to attend to "personal projects." This is major! The entire fashion world wants mommy! *whimper* [WWD]

• Crystal Renn is either too big or too small, say some folks who evidently take an interest in other people's weight. "She is not trying to lose weight at all," says Gary Dakin, her agent. "She fluctuates." [People]

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• Breaking: Kate Moss is wearing a turban of her own creation to the Met Ball. [Fashionista]
• Did DVF rip off this jacket from an indie designer? [National Post]

• El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.

Moschino launched a collection of one-of-a-kind melted, twisted homewares inspired by Salvador Dali. Though this lamp, for being made of cloth, looks more Claes Oldenburg than Dali, I still want it, like, now. [FWD]

An awesome Surrealist compact, designed by Salvador Dali in 1935 for the designer Elsa Schiaparelli, is up for auction on eBay. We're guessing the bidding starts at "out of out price range." [BoingBoing]

• So much Oscar gossip! For instance:

• It girl, celeb spawn, columnist and designer Peaches Geldof's design inspirations: “I looked at icons like Siouxsie Sioux and Robert Smith, and took notes from Gothic novels like 'Dracula' — the cape came about while I read this.” [WWD]
• Eric Clapton apparently has a custom Hermes, alligator-skin guitar case. It's…

• Marc Jacobs eats breakfast? Does he throw it up afterwards? [WWD, last item]
  
• Super-nice Australian dude Napoleon Perdis (yes, that's really his name) and his eponymous makeup line to become official beauty sponsor of this year's Emmy Awards. The guy is so genuinely nice, we don't even have anything snarky to say about…