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    Low Fashion At Top Model Launch

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    What exactly are they LAUNCHING? It's the 12th cycle and as far as I can tell, it's not starting until March. What in the sam hill is going on here?
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    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    The more I look at Tyra Banks the more unsettled I become.
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    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I actually like Saleisha here... her hair looks fab.


    Jael/Jaslene... EESH!


    And Yohanna- pretty but the makeup is a bit of a mess.

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    Image of comrade tacky comrade tacky
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    Daniella? I guess now that she's not running all over NYC shooting My Life as a Cover Girl ads, she can finally permit herself the luxury of a three-syllable name.


    (ftr Danielle is one of my favorite winners. I just think the name-changing is odd, but I guess it's in keeping with the industry.)


    Yoanna's dress looks like it's made out of some weird microsuede couch fabric.


    And, um, I think Jaslene totally works the Swiffer dress.

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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    01/13/09

    @so long marianne: Yeah, I thought her name was Danielle Evans. I guess adding some extra a's makes her more high fashion?
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I read it as Top Model Lunch... all I can think is, "DID SOMEBODY SAY LUNCH?????!!!!!!" followed by, "ANTM feeds people something other than stolen granola bars????"


    LUNCH PLZ.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/13/09

    @DangerMouse: I can send you my leftover buffalo chicken. I had three huge pieces last night and have three pieces left. I will pay for shipping.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @DangerMouse: Don't make me pour your energy drinks down the drain!
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/13/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Mmmm delicious.


    Did Sammy respond with kicking and heartburn?

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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I cannot smile with my eyes upon these frocks.
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    Image of activearchivist is a professional hippy activearchivist is a professional hippy
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I think Rebecca looks lovely and that dress is nice, although could do with some ironing. But then again, I can't be bother to tuck in my shirt, so what do I know?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    01/13/09

    @activearchivist was whistled at by a student while working....: I agree, I think she deserves a bump up to the good column. Not outstanding, but definitely doesn't deserve to be lumped in with this group of bads!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    Also, Yohanna House?


    Below the neck, we have a sad Hefty-bag that remains uncheered by dollar-store costume jewelry (gawww, my skin is itching and turning green just looking at it.)


    Above the neck we have Jersey Shore*, c. 1987.


    *I am from NJ don't hurt me

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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    That bandage dress Saleisha is wearing? Was worn (in its hot pink/black version) by the 14 year old daughter of one of those desperate women on Real Housewives - OC (the new one, the brunette who is crazy scared of her own age) to her sister's birthday luncheon. She met up with her "boyfriend" in the parking lot of the restaurant and became upset when he said she looked like a hooker. Which she did. I mean, really, really did. And then the mom got offended because it was her dress, and she continues to claim it is a "classy" dress.


    Dear OC Youth-Obsessed Mom:


    NOT a classy dress. Especially on your 14 year old. So stop it, ok?


    Thanks,


    The World.

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/13/09

    @stoprobbers: I would love to see this!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @stoprobbers: I saw that episode! Lynne's inability to grasp what was wrong with that situation was staggering. Her parenting skills frighten me.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    Dawn, I don't even remember you...Wow.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    Do you ever feel embarrassed for people? For me right now that person is Jael. She looks like the lady version of Mystery.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/13/09

    @aubonpam: Or one of the Rock of Love girls.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    01/13/09

    @aubonpam: Jael doesn't need your approval. She's prepping to hula hoop her sadness away.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I think this is the first Good, Bad, Ugly post where I end up feeling incredibly thrilled with my outfit and do not want anything in the above photos. 5-year-old Banana Republic skirts and $8 earrings >>>> leopard-and-lace minis.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    01/13/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Might you be, by any chance, a ... recessionista?!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/13/09

    @Annabellie: I will cop to having way too many clothes, and unfortunately I cannot be a recessionista at the moment as I need to buy maternity stuff! (Or at least Empire-waist tunics and stretchy sweater dresses.)
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    Image of AndYourLittleDogToo AndYourLittleDogToo
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    I worked on a domestic violence project when Jaslene was the reigning winner of ANTM. A 17 year-old boy who was at the speaking at the event wanted to meet her SO bad and she was very sweet and gracious about talking to him. Also, INCREDIBLY thin in person.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    01/13/09

    @AndYourLittleDogToo: Also, INCREDIBLY thin in pictures! Still totally goddamn gorgeous though.
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    Image of whitelie whitelie
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    Joel looks like a cheap Chicago hooker.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/13/09

    @whitelie: I think I saw her at Hollywood Grill the other weekend...
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    Image of viklane viklane
    01/13/09

    In reply to Low Fashion At Top Model Launch
    (whisper voice) I own Daniella's dress. But no, it doesn't have to be that short. It's the Sac Dress from American Appparel.


    I feel like I'm admitting an addiction. I own American Apparel. I'm a bad Jezebel.

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    Image of somegirl somegirl
    01/13/09

    @viklane: don't feel too bad... I stand by their cotton tap panties as the best underwear EVAR.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    01/13/09

    @somegirl: I'm wearing them now and fully concur.


    @viklane: Maybe just enjoy that a dress you own made it onto the red carpet? I'm sure that's never happened to me.

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