- Slut Machine faithfully live-blogged the lackluster Top Model finale.
- Newly crowned ANTM winner Saleisha taught us that to be on top, you have to be up Tyra's bottom.
- Janice Dickinson called Tyra's bottom fat.
- You know who didn't teach us about going up the butt? Lame dudes in Cosmo.
- But Cosmo did tell us about getting…
This was the most boring final three on America's Next Top Model ever. I just couldn't find it in me to pull for anybody, and I live for this shit, you know? That's why I bothered to live blog it. But now that Saleisha has won, it'll be interesting to see how Tyra will respond to the fact that the girl shouldn't…