Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping…

In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the… » 10/16/12 9:00am 10/16/12 9:00am

Andy Roddick Announces He's Retiring from Tennis to Focus More on…

Despite Us Weekly's herculean efforts, I just have a hard time caring about what Andy Roddick is doing. I guess because mostly the stuff he does is hit a ball with a big paddle and put his rod/dick in a supermodel. No hard feelings, just not really my wheelhouse when it comes to entertainment. But ANYhooz, Roddick is… » 8/30/12 8:30pm 8/30/12 8:30pm

Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source. » 8/10/12 9:00am 8/10/12 9:00am

Michael Jackson’s Mom Reported Sort of, Not Really Missing by Concerned…

Matriarch of the Jackson family Katherine Jackson was reported missing late Saturday night by her concerned nephew, Trent Jackson, who filed the report with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office in the midst of an acerbic dispute between the various Jackson scions over control of Katherine Jackson's financial and… » 7/22/12 11:00am 7/22/12 11:00am

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am

Sylvester Stallone Releases Heartbreaking Statement About Son Sage's…

Sylvester Stallone would like for us to all shut up, please: "This is in reference to the speculation and questionable reporting surrounding the death of my son Sage. Because when a parent loses a child there is no greater pain. Therefore I am imploring people to respect my wonderfully talented son's memory and feel… » 7/16/12 8:15pm 7/16/12 8:15pm

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

Sylvester's Son Sage Stallone Found Dead In His Apartment

Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death.… » 7/14/12 11:30am 7/14/12 11:30am