Surprise: GOP Candidate Preaches Abstinence, Teen Daughter Is Pregnant

A hearty Mazel Tov (a blessing on your head!) to Louisiana Congressman Bill Cassidy, whose staunch support of abstinence-only education will soon bear delicious fruit from the tree of poetic justice: His 17-year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant and expecting a baby any day now! Good work, everyone! Let's all go home! » 7/10/14 6:45pm 7/10/14 6:45pm

This Truck Is the Hottest Place for the Most Exciting Sex of Your Life

If you've got a sense of adventure and $75 burning a hot, sexy hole in your pocket, there's a new business venture that's offering visitors 30 minutes of a private, mobile paradise. Of course, your vision of paradise must include a commercial box truck; otherwise this just isn't going to work. » 5/04/14 8:42pm 5/04/14 8:42pm

Can Anyone Ever Make Condoms 'Cool' For the Ladies?

Condoms are useful, but they're associated less with convenience and more with bros in bars, bodegas and college basement giveaway boxes. Women who carry them often face bullshit pushback. Several companies are attempting to make the old French letter friendlier to the ladies, but the question is whether it'll ever… » 4/08/14 10:40am 4/08/14 10:40am

CDC: 'Condomless Sex' Is the New 'Unprotected Sex'

Americans have long been told that sex without a condom is "unprotected sex," which leaves you at risk for HIV and a multitude of other sexually transmitted diseases. Now, after pressure from health community advocates, the Center for Disease Control is changing its language and replacing "unprotected sex" with… » 2/24/14 1:50pm 2/24/14 1:50pm

Gay Porn Studio To Handle Enormous Task of Digitally Removing Condoms

A studio that specializes in the making and distribution of man-man sex movies has announced that, thanks to computer magic, the upcoming epic love story California Dreamin' 1 will be the first ever digitally bareback-ified pornographic film. In other words, the actors will shoot using condoms, but the condoms will be… » 1/20/14 1:50pm 1/20/14 1:50pm

Getting Us Horn Dogs to Use Condoms Is Gonna Be Really Fucking Hard

Like everything on the Bravo network, condoms are both terrible and great. They're terrible because they're inconvenient, expensive, and deliver a diminished genital-on-genital experience. But they're great because they block all sorts of unwanted things from getting into your body — like Chlamydia and babies! » 7/02/13 1:40pm 7/02/13 1:40pm

Durex Will Deploy Condom Secret Agents to Make Sure Bros Everywhere…

A discreet condom delivery service, eh? How novel! The new SOS Condoms iOS app (available only in Dubai with complimentary irony) claims that it can deliver condoms to all those forgetful bros who don't have any condoms, but would also like to have safe sex. All the distressed, condom-less bro has to do is locate… » 2/02/13 3:30pm 2/02/13 3:30pm

Dental Dams and Latex Gloves in Porn Are Just Solutions in Search of a…

On Tuesday, Los Angeles County passed a controversial new law called Measure B, or, to use the propaganda-y nickname its framers have given it, the Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act. While it sounds like a good idea — who doesn't like safer sex?! — its passage has been met with strong protests from porn studios… » 11/09/12 3:30pm 11/09/12 3:30pm

New Ad Urges You to Use a Condom Since Someone Else Might Be Mayor of…

These new PSAs for the AIDS Council, put together by the McCann Worldgroup Helsinki ad agency, equate getting busy to checking in on Foursquare. A heterosexual couple touch each other and get undressed; right before he pulls off his skivvies, a map icon pops up with the info, "Cathy Mills and 34 others were here."… » 10/19/12 7:45pm 10/19/12 7:45pm

Rethinking the Blow Job: Condoms or Gonorrhea? Take Your Pick

Gonorrhea — also known as "the clap," possibly because doctors used to believe the sexually transmitted infection was treatable by slamming a heavy object down on one's penis (yes, really) — is the second most commonly reported infectious disease in the United States, after chlamydia. And it's on the rise, with the… » 9/27/12 11:35am 9/27/12 11:35am

More Research Finds that Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Use Condoms

Earlier this summer we reported on a survey of Houston teens that found that those who engage in sexting are more likely to be banging the bananas out of each other IRL. Now, a new report in the journal Pediatrics, focusing on the behaviors of Los Angeles teenagers, bolsters those findings. Sexty teens, it finds, are… » 9/17/12 5:15pm 9/17/12 5:15pm

Most Graphic Condom Ad Ever Features Fake Bukkake, For Some Reason

There are a myriad of good reasons to use condoms — preventing the spread STD's, staving off pregnancy... erm, the smell of rubber and lube gets you hot. But using condoms primarily as a way to prevent explosive ejaculations of sex-juice from landing on a partner's face during climax? According to this totally gross… » 9/12/12 5:30pm 9/12/12 5:30pm