Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school did you go to, because at my high school long, blonde hair = power. #lindsaylohan
@yvanehtnioj: She inherited an estate from her father, I assume. I hope she has someone to help her manage that. And as someone who has spent time around entertainment industry people, not having a credit card or cash on them isn't uncommon. The business manager or a travel agent probably made her reservation then she was left without a means to fix whatever problem arose. #lindsaylohan
@cmd: Well, I know she has money. But money != business. She's not actually in the entertainment industry, she's just the child of ... oh fuck it, I don't actually care this much. It just struck me as odd. #lindsaylohan
@cand86: If you worked in a library, and saw the people who actually try to have sex here, it wouldn't be a fantasy. More like a screaming-in-terror nightmare. #lindsaylohan
This is why I can't imagine making any of my public sex fantasies reality . . . I'd feel so bad at the idea of my fat ass being burned onto some poor onlooker's retinas. #lindsaylohan
@cand86: Yes -- most librarians and staff who work at an urban library or a university library can tell you stories that will have you wearing a Hazmat suit in the stacks.
As an example: A friend of mine who works in an inner-city "downtown" library tells tales of a prostitute who has staked out the library as her "turf" and does a booming trade in the mens' room.
She does donate generously to the Friends of the Library though, maybe as a franchise fee?
@TexasCrude: Doesn't everyone's? The time you sorta lose it, the time you lost it accidentally so it doesn't count, the time the guy didn't come so it wasn't really sex, the time you did everything but.... #lindsaylohan
"I've never been able to chop a Jaffa Cake in half and just eat one piece"
What? A "jaffa cake" is a tiny lowfat cookie! I've just looked it up and each one only has 46 calories. Do people actually chop them up and only eat a piece? I am shocked, this is craziness!! #lindsaylohan
@applejuice: I really am genuinely surprised that this is her big example of why her product is needed as "compulsory portion control".
I could understand referencing cheesecake or something, or saying "I always eat a whole handful of jaffa cakes" but thinking ONE is too much just blows my mind.
And this is probably why there is no chance in hell that I will ever remotely look like Liz Hurley. #lindsaylohan
@applejuice: Oh man, I was just about to say that even though she says a lot of stupid stuff, I agree with her about compulsory portion control being beneficial. However, the stuff you said (explaining the Jaffa cake) makes me want to take it back and just stop at "Liz Hurley says a lot of stupid stuff." #lindsaylohan
I always liked Leighton even though I know nothing about her and had no real reason. Apparently I just knew that quote was waiting in the wings. #lindsaylohan
"I was very sequestered, as you know, when I first started out and if I were just allowed to be young and with a young boyfriend who's also a star and you know, you're working and you're both — I don't know what goes on," she says. "You know what I mean? So it's like, I wasn't really allowed out of the house, so I can't imagine what she went through." That's very, you know, eloquent, you know Mariah. I just wish I knew what you were trying to, you know, say. #lindsaylohan
@Ailatan: She's trying to bring the subject back to her being "emotionally and mentally abused" in her relationship with her boss, Tommy Mottola. Because, it's really about HER, this is. #lindsaylohan
@Ailatan: Let me try: "I married a really old guy when I was really young and he never let me out of his sight/the house. except to perform. And because of this I missed out on young boyfriends who may or may not punch me. God I wish I was Rhianna. except for the punching part." #lindsaylohan
@Ailatan: Mostly, I'm impressed that she used the word "sequestered" and the subjunctive (if I were just allowed to be young). My standards for celebrities are pathetically low. #lindsaylohan
@marciax3: That's odd. What I got from her less-than-eloquent statement was that when she was that age she wasn't allowed to live such a free existence without adult guidance/supervision. She was sheltered, and not given carte blanche to have a serious boyfriend that she, essentially, lived with when not traveling for work. That's what I took away from what she was saying. #lindsaylohan
@canthelpmyself: At Rhianna's age, Mariah hooked up with her grey haired boss who built her a 19 bedroom mansion. Remember the Honey video with her escaping the mogul's thugs on a jetski? Symbolism. #lindsaylohan
@marciax3: Not to be nitpicky, but Mariah married at 24, she wasn't in a serious relationship at 18. No one is denying that she married and divorced her (older) boss, or that he built her a mansion. What she is saying is that she was working and trying to get a break in the music business at the age of 17 (Rihanna actually signed with Jay-Z at 16). She wasn't already successful, with a successful boyfriend. Yes, the Honey video may be symbolic of her relationship, but it has nothing to do with what she is trying to say. I'm not trying to read too much into what she is saying, but all I took from it was that she didn't have that same experience as Rihanna, and didn't really know how to go about answering that question.
@Ailatan: I'm no critic, but I really enjoyed Scoop. Cute, lighthearted. Definitely not trying to make some gigantic, earth shattering statement, but very enjoyable all the same. #lindsaylohan
@Ailatan: I hope he's only talking about the most recent films because there is no way in hell you can lump Interiors, Sleeper and Bananas in with that drek. #lindsaylohan
Confession: I've bought a Miley-designed shirt from Wal-Mart. Which leads me to the bigger confession: I shop at Wal-Mart. Regularly. Whew, feels good to get that one out there. #mileycyrus
@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: When I went there the other night looking for left over Halloween candy some of her stuff was pretty cute. I think Wal-Mart is just trying to get on Target's game with their cheapie designer stuff.
That being said I went on Nov 1st at 7pm and the Halloween candy had ALREADY been replaced by X-mas candy. WTF.
If they want me to get so fat that I have to buy a new wardrobe they need to give me some discount candy.
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@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Target has been really disappointing in their celeb/designer lines lately. The McQueen one was lame and the Anna Sui was sooooo expensive. I still have some stuff from the Proenza Schouler and Behnaz Sarafpour collections (several years old now) that I wear all the time, but the newer stuff has been MAJOR LAMESAUCE. I'm holding out hope for the Rodarte line. #mileycyrus
@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I haven't liked much of their new stuff either. But I thought maybe it was meant to appeal to more of a high school fashionista crowd? That was the only thing I could come up with.
But Mizrahi always brings it (well, he generally brings it). #mileycyrus
@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Yeah, definitely. That whole Gossip Girl thing was so stupid. There was maybe one dress I liked, but the rest just looked too trendy, and it was all like $50-60! Way too much for Target.
Mizrahi is totally gone! I think his last collection was earlier this year? I really miss his stuff. Target is usually crap when it comes to shoes, but his were actually great.
I think Mossimo or whatever the Target brand is has been stepping it up lately, so we have one small thing to be thankful for, lol. #mileycyrus
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@suck_it_monkeys: SO much word. And all my other brand name clothes, even mall store brand names like Express. I even once got a Badgley Mischka dress at TJM. LOVE. #ragtrade
@girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: I hold an annual celebration on the date I found a purple silk Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti dress at Filene's for $112. I get the dress out, twirl it around in front of my mirror, sing it Happy Birthday, and then we have cake.
So far I've worn it outside the house, um, once. #mileycyrus
" />That KOL line is pretty standard fashion for most rock boys already. I'm pretty sure the BF already has a flannel shirt and some cowboy style shirts. On the other hand, Caleb Followill is hot.
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This is why I can't imagine making any of my public sex fantasies reality . . . I'd feel so bad at the idea of my fat ass being burned onto some poor onlooker's retinas. #lindsaylohan
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As an example: A friend of mine who works in an inner-city "downtown" library tells tales of a prostitute who has staked out the library as her "turf" and does a booming trade in the mens' room.
She does donate generously to the Friends of the Library though, maybe as a franchise fee?
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ADO- the serious: Holy Shit, Penny Marshall?!?!!??? Hope its not true, but if it is, speedy recovery! #lindsaylohan
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What? A "jaffa cake" is a tiny lowfat cookie! I've just looked it up and each one only has 46 calories. Do people actually chop them up and only eat a piece? I am shocked, this is craziness!! #lindsaylohan
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I could understand referencing cheesecake or something, or saying "I always eat a whole handful of jaffa cakes" but thinking ONE is too much just blows my mind.
And this is probably why there is no chance in hell that I will ever remotely look like Liz Hurley. #lindsaylohan
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Yeah, I understand, Woody. #lindsaylohan
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That being said I went on Nov 1st at 7pm and the Halloween candy had ALREADY been replaced by X-mas candy. WTF.
If they want me to get so fat that I have to buy a new wardrobe they need to give me some discount candy.
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But Mizrahi always brings it (well, he generally brings it). #mileycyrus
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Mizrahi is totally gone! I think his last collection was earlier this year? I really miss his stuff. Target is usually crap when it comes to shoes, but his were actually great.
I think Mossimo or whatever the Target brand is has been stepping it up lately, so we have one small thing to be thankful for, lol. #mileycyrus
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The Lady Gaga clothing line will debut with the "Poker Face," an ingenious face-defense sheath made of lace available in avant-red, paparazzi-purple, and disco-stick-dandelion. Crown sold separately. #mileycyrus
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So far I've worn it outside the house, um, once. #mileycyrus
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