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    Roo The Day

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    ...And the Thousand Acre Wood is now a parking lot.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    "if people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world."

    ~~Winnie the Pooh
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @msAnthrope: Pooh: the first harbinger of liberal guilt.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    I always had a secret hope that Rabbit would one day catch Tigger and beat the every living shit out of him. I was a hyperactive child and even I thought Tigger was a fucking pita. And the time Pooh went and stole Rabbit's honey? I was heated .


    I think I was a weird little kid.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @battleaxonista: WTF? Tigger runs circles around that crabby old rabbit! Rabbit's a fussy bachelor and couldn't beat the crap out of Tigger if he tried. Tigger FTW! *wink*
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    The mere mention of Piglet cracks my cold, black heart. I just want to hug him and have him be my BFF.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @missbananafish: That's good because he secretly thinks you don't like him!
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    Image of TheJacqueline ValJean TheJacqueline ValJean
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    Hope they're saving some roo meat for food.


    KANGAROO IS DELICIOUS.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05/08/09

    @TheJacqueline ValJean: ACK! HE'S ONLY A BABY!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    05/08/09

    @TheJacqueline ValJean: My husband and I have a restaurant. We occasionally serve kangaroo. It's one of those things where people insist they won't like it, but they always do. It's one of the most delicious flavors.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    Angwy Witer fwowed up.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    05/08/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Woohoo! Fellow Dorothy Parker fan?
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    05/08/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: I just quoted Tonstant Weader above! Should have read further, I guess...
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    05/08/09

    @ASmallTurnip: Swine flu apart, I have always, always been a Piglet sort of person.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/08/09

    @ASmallTurnip: Did you hear how the only pig in Afghanistan (in the Kabul Zoo) has been isolated due to swine flu fears? For some reason this seriously cracked me up.
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    Image of HollyGodrunkly HollyGodrunkly
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    Am I the only one who thought all the Winnie the Pooh characters were a little fucked up anyway? Pooh is a compulsive overeater (eating honey until you're too fat to leave Rabbit's burrow is a problem), Tigger has ADHD, Eeyore is clinically depressed and Rabbit is obsessive-compulsive. Christopher Robin needs to put his animal friends on some meds, yo.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: Piglet is really, really needy.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: Kanga is a helicopter parent. Roo also needs Ritalin.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: honestly, I can't stand Pooh. I'm cool with Eeyore, but the rest of them *shudder*. Give me Looney Toons or Fraggle Rock anyday.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: Eating sweetened condensed milk out of the can is one of the psycological red flags for food addiction.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: Have you ever read The Tao of Pooh? Totally worth it.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: Nah, Eeyore's just a middle child. Just like me. :)
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    05/08/09

    @HollyGodrunkly: @AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) : If you haven't done so already, you should find a copy of Dorothy Parker's review of "House at Pooh Corner." It's outstanding. "It is that word 'hummy,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up."


    She reviewed another A.A. Milne play (I can't remember the name) and I laughed so hard reading the review that I cried.

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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @willwriteforfood: I respectfully disagree! Kanga didn't even notice when Piglet was put in her pouch in lieu of Roo at first. And think about all the times Roo ventures out to hang with the others sans Kanga. I've always thought Kanga was a little permissive. In any event, watching her sing the lullabye song to Roo makes Little P all dreamy.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    ...but still, Tiggers are wonderful things.
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    Image of LucyDriftwood LucyDriftwood
    05/08/09

    @TildeMarks: After all the tops are made of the rivers, and the bottoms are made of springs.
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    Image of Callisto Callisto
    05/08/09

    @LucyDriftwood: I thought it was "their tops are made out of rubber; their bottoms are made out of springs". You know, because Tiggers are so bouncy and all?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/08/09

    @LucyDriftwood: LOL. Rivers aren't bouncy!
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @Callisto: I believe that's bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun fun fun fun FUN . . . the wonderful wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one. . . I'M the only one! Rawrrrrr.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    Unacceptable. Time for heavy artillery. Send in Tigger and Eeyore; they will straighten those mofos out.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    And I heard Carrie Prejean is now criticizing Christopher Robin for playing with his hundred acre wood whilst unmarried.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    My mother maintains that Piglet is a baby armadillo. I think she's crazy. What say you??
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/08/09

    @BellaTricks: He's a pig, in a sweater that is somewhat armadillo like. I can see where she'd get that.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    I'm just a little black rain cloud, hovering over the honey tree...
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @LolaQuinn: . . . oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud, pay no attention to little me.
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    Image of spunkay spunkay
    05/08/09

    @Mama Penguino: Everyone knows that a rain cloud, never eats honey, no not a nip...
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @spunkay: I'm just hmmm-hmmmm around, hmmmm hmmmm the ground, pay no attention to me.


    I think.

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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    05/08/09

    @Mama Penguino: you ladies are good.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/08/09

    @LolaQuinn: I don't know about the others, but I listen to the Carly Simon CD Best of Pooh songs at least a few times a month with Little P. I really ought to know that Little Black Rain Cloud song better than I do! That said, I can give you every word of "With a Few Good Friends" and "Shoulder to Shoulder."
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    Image of ravioliravioli ravioliravioli
    05/08/09

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    Image of LucyDriftwood LucyDriftwood
    05/08/09

    @ravioliravioli: Hilarious.
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    Image of ravioliravioli ravioliravioli
    05/08/09

    @LucyDriftwood:

    I meant this one, just a small change makes the point even stronger:


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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    05/08/09

    @ravioliravioli: LOL my aunt (who sends a lot of god/angel/friends forwards) sent me this yesterday, I was impressed
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/08/09

    In reply to Roo The Day
    Just be glad Sarah Palin isn't Governor of The Hundred Acre Wood.
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