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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job

• Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."

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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India

• Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.

#leftovers

Women May Play In NBA Within A Decade • Prostitutes Offer Free Sex In Protest

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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

• A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]

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Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi

• Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."

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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

• Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...

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Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"

• Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."

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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?

• Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:

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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split

• Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"

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Jon Gosselin Parties With Unlikely Peeps; Queen To Watch Brüno?

• Jon Gosselin has been hanging out in the Hamptons with Star reporter Kate Major. At the home of Michael Lohan. "Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says. [E!, People]

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Walter Cronkite Dies At 92, Reality Show Idiots Continue Making Headlines Anyway

• Legendary newsman Walter Cronkite has died at 92; President Obama released a statement calling Cronkite "a voice of certainty in an uncertain world. He was family. He invited us to believe in him, and he never let us down."[Reuters]

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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]

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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye

• In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."

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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?

• Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

#humorandhomophobia

Perez Hilton, Brüno, And "The Gay-Panic Offense"

#criticalmass

Critics Laugh At Brüno, So It Must Not Be Offensive

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Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery

• Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]

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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed

• Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]

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Rupert Grint Now Studying Defense Against The Swine Flu

• Harry Potter starRupert Grint recently came down with a "mild" case of the swine flu, but has since recovered, thanks to a quick healing potion whipped up by Professor Snape a few days of rest.

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Michael's Will Released; Bradley Cooper Dates Renee Zellweger, Breaks Aniston's Heart?

• Michael Jackson's will, which was released today, leaves his entire state to the Michael Jackson Family Trust, which provides for his children and mother and distributes money to several charities. It doesn't say where he wants to be buried. [TMZ]