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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    11/01/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Jon and Kate get back together and have triplets to compete? They'll have to work fast if they want it in time for sweeps. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    You know what else need to rest and recharge during the winter?
    Bears.
    Someone get Colbert on the phone, it's time for a Threat Down. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Sting I love you man, but of late you sound like a freakin nutso. I'm with you on the global warming thing, but depression is highest in deep winter dude. I still love you, but think of the polar bears instead. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Lady Gaga is causing major eye rolling over here. Maybe it is because I'm done with art school and any more over-reaching trying-too-hard look-at-me my-concept-is-so-obvious projects and my eyes will have rolled all the way to 2012 where they will disappear forever in the apocalypse.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Edited by vamvaki_poulaki at 10/30/09 1:17 AM vamvaki_poulaki was starred vamvaki_poulaki was unstarred
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Can we please stop using man/bro as a prefix? Words like mantrum and bromance are bringing American culture just down too many notches...

    (sort of kidding, but only because it's the truth and so sad). #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: And they imply that a tantrum is run o' the mill stuff for us wimmenz. Men get their own word for tantrum, so we know it's not the womanly kind.

    I may be reading too much into this, but I have the same problem with phrases like "white trash." I mean, I have a lot of problems with that phrase, but the issue mentioned above is one of them :) #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @jigglyball: I think that "man" is being juxtaposed against "child" tantrums here, not women. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @JesterPrynne: See, I knew I had my alert signals set a little high! Much thanks! #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Does Sting not know that they have winter in the southern hemisphere, too? Or do the folks down there just not need to recharge their psychic batteries? #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @DangerMouse: Jeez. He probably only threw "northern hemisphere" in there so people like you wouldn't act like he was trying to say all people experience winter. I'm sure he is familiar with how hemispheres work, he just wanted to get on with his sentence. Exactly how many clarifications and caveats do your precious sensibilities require? #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @Kajj: "Exactly how many clarifications and caveats do your precious sensibilities require?" That's good, I'm gonna steal that. But also, Ouch! #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @Kajj: That was unnecessarily nasty. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @DangerMouse: @DangerMouse: Oh, we're all nuts down here. And don't even try talking to the people on the equator, their psychic batteries are beyond all help.

    On the bright side, we don't tend to worry about our Vitamin D intake as much.

    @Kajj I think, perhaps, she was making with funny at the self-absorbed rock star? Maybe? #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @DangerMouse: He might have a slight edge with the "thousands and thousands of years" qualifier -- the European-grown diaspora covered lots of the southern hemi.

    Besides, I've lived in your precious hemisphere during winter, and it's a sissy's season compared to the frozen north! Also, Australians are clearly barely reformed criminals who have no need to recharge batteries, they probably just steal them. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @Kajj: Apparently, you are not familiar with how SEASONS work. You see, they DO experience winter in the southern hemisphere! All people DO experience winter! Perhaps it's not very chilly in Australia, but I hear it can get quite cold in, say, Patagonia. Regardless, they still have winter in the southern hemisphere. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @Crabby Cakes: I... never said they didn't? #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Internet Lore FunFact: The dancing baby was initially a seminal Internet meme based on a demo for software 3DStudio Max, using a model from Viewpoint Datalabs, and made famous at NAB by Unreal Pictures, then virally via email.

    Ally caught on fairly "late in the game" as it were - the animation wasn't created for the series.

    But, the meme returned to shill for it's source and promoted hardware manufacturer Wildcat (Intergraph)'s high-end workstations, Kinetix Character Studio and 3DStudio Max at SIGGRAPH in 1998 - as a stuffed toy baby. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Lady Gaga isn't thinking this giving her hair away to rabid fans thing through. She's either gonna have some stalker fan try to clone her, or someone is going to frame her for a horrible crime by planting her hair at the scene somewhere SVU stylee...

    Lady Gaga obviously is not as paranoid as I am.
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    10/29/09

    @applejuice: Never fear, she wears wigs... I'm sure it'll be a lock of pure wig hair #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @applejuice: Or she is a genius. Now she can go on a series of celebrity killing sprees and can blame DNA evidence on the fact thousands of people have access to her hair samples! #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @juriko: Yes! EVIL genius. But I'm on to her, oh yes, I'm on to her. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @coconanas: Sadly, I clicked onto the actual link and her "people" claim that it will be her real hair! #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @applejuice: well now the question is: which part of the body will the hair be from?? #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @coconanas: ewww!

    Her toe hairs of course. #jongosselin
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    Image of HidingInCanada HidingInCanada
    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Oh jesus Danny Elfman, just give those kids the damn money. Who cares if they're going to school or not? Do you realize what will happen to them and their families WITHOUT that money?

    $120 a month isn't exactly breaking the bank for some kids who got you so many Oscars, man. Just fucking take care of them. #jongosselin
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment HidingInCanada was starred HidingInCanada was unstarred
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    10/29/09

    @HidingInCanada: I think you mean Danny Boyle. Danny Elfman is a musician. And I doubt Boyle himself is the one who set the terms of the trust funds. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): WOW. How the hell did I do that? I love Danny Elfman much more than I love Danny Boyle. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): But, you know, Danny Elfman could step up too while we're at it. Someone give him a call. #jongosselin
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    Image of limber limber
    10/30/09

    @HidingInCanada: Much more complicated than you think. You can't just hand money over, there are repercussions. Lots of them. He's trying really hard to keep the kids educated and tying strings to the money -- preventing the parents or outside forces from vanishing the whole sum and leaving the kids right back where they started.

    He could hand the money over like candy, but then in 3 years someone would go to the slum and find one of the kids in squalor and wail about how Boyle had deserted them. He's already bought them flats (qualified deeds), handed out lump sums to the parents and set up trusts for the kids. Already one family claims they were wiped out by a dishonest builder and applied to Boyle for money all over again.

    He's trying, and from what I can see, he's trying really hard. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Reese...your mother and grandmother must smell like cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @TransFat: I might actually be tempted to buy it if it did. Mmm, cheese. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    I wish I could remember the commenter that was taking bets on how soon Gosellin would find religion? Although we never agreed on which religion, I responded he was probably polishing his rosary beads as we typed. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @kookla: Oh, I hope it's not rosary beads. We poor Catholics have enough batshit crazy brethren without adding to the herd. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @lizdexia: The Catholics lucked out this time. Personally, I can't wait until the Star of David/Ed Hardy T-Shirt fashion crime. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    At least they didn't go for the "It's an ancient Hindu symbol" type of apology, I'm looking at you Kula Shaker! #jongosselin
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    10/29/09


    @Ailatan: A) You said "Kula Shaker" and I was instantly teleported back to 1996.. Thanks!

    B) Sorry but the swastika is an ancient universal symbol that predates even Hinduism. You can see the clockwise or counterclockwise swastika in Hindu temples or Japanese Buddhist or Shinto temples to this day. Now, the Nazi symbol is a very peculiar swastika: tilted precisely 90 degrees counterclockwise. It's thus instantly distinguishable from a "regular" swastika.

    To sum up: old-school, straight-up swastika (pic attached) = good, harmless.

    Tilted Nazi swastika = horrible.

    (If that kid in the Taylor Swift item wanted to draw a Nazi swastika, he got it wrong anyway.)

    Yes, I'm a semiotics nerd + attempt to appear relevant with such fun facts because I often haven't the faintest idea who the celebu-folk in these gossip roundups are. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @snugbug: Thank you for taking your time and setting me right, hearted! #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I remember this came up once on Worlds Apart, the National Geographic show - an American Jewish family went to live with an Indian family, and saw a swastika painted on the house. The Jewish dad, knowing his stuff, said "Oh, that's not the Nazi symbol, is it - of course the swastika is an ancient Hindu symbol..." To which the Indian father said something like, "Yes, it is, but the Indians and the Aryans are linked in history, so we consider the Germans our brothers." Uh, awkward... #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Does anyone else think that John Gosselin looks like a cat? Like a puffy, paunchy, Persian cat? No? Just me? Ok... #jongosselin
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    10/29/09


    @Hecklerette: ETA: Dammit, it cut off the text. Click to enlarge!
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment Edited by sweet_communist at 10/29/09 10:48 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @sweet_communist: hee! yes, enlarge it! #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @Hana Maru: LULZ! Enlarge it. It's glorious. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Dear celebrites, socialites, actors, reality-show freaks, pop stars and all other media whores:

    STFU. Seriously. All of you. You all deserve each other.

    Love,
    Escalade

    P.S. Except for you, Mo'Nique.
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
    Mr. Lindelof you are making a serious mistake. You should have blown Jack and Kate to smithereens and left Juliet and Sawyer to carry the show. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Yes. Dammit-- go get yourself a job on the writing staff. #jongosselin
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    10/29/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: You know, it said spoiler and I only have myself to blame, but for the love of Jacob! Why do the good characters always have to die?! #jongosselin
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