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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    11/10/09

    In reply to Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
    Frame #28...
    "Mr. Goldman awaits, hand creeping toward his stimulus package."

    This made me bust out laughing. Brilliant! #ladygagabadromancevideo
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/14/09

    In reply to Cuba's Dictators Are More Harmful To National Security Than Iran's
    Clarence Thomas may think otherwise when we pass a Constitutional amendment for banning assholes from existence.


    Amendment #28 The right to ban all assholes from existence in the United States.


    Can he just SHUT.UP?

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/14/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: I wonder if the irony of his position ever strikes him in the middle of the night, being a black man on the SCOTUS, when as little as 135+ years ago, he wouldn't have even been considered a full person.
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    04/14/09

    @NefariousNewt: Clarence Thomas probably doesn't reflect on much. I bet he sleeps like a log, every night.


    He thought a joke about a pubic hair on a Coke can was FUNNY.


    I also think that Clarence Thomas' reflections on race are probably frightening and make little sense.

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/14/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: Anita Hill just fist-bumped you.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    04/14/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: That NYT article infuriated me. The man is a crank, an asshole and not worthy of sitting on the Supreme Court. He is an embarrassment. But what else can you expect from a man who clearly idolizes a vision of the WWII era when men were manly and women knew their place.


    Plus I bet he keeps all the frisbees that kids accidentally throw into his yard and burns them.

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    Image of Cardbross Cardbross
    04/14/09

    @rosasparks looks like a Fraggle: What really bugs me, aside from, you know, everything else about him, is that he was confirmed, by a Senate.


    What exactly did they do during his confirmation hearing?

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    04/14/09

    @Cardbross: slut-shamed Anita Hill for being the victim of sexual harassment.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/09/09

    In reply to Read It And Weep
    "Comics with Problems" site -


    I highly recommend:

    Issue #19 - Gov. George C Wallace on Segregation (1962)

    Issue #27 - Two Faces of Communism (1961)

    Issue #28 - Homosexuality: Legitimate Alternate DEATHSTYLE (1986)


    - they are mind-blowing.... They are history.


    (Also, 1962 Planned Parenthood comic, etc...)

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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    04/09/09

    @Jack_Burton: Thank you for the links. It's amazing how it's not too long ago that these comics were circulating.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/16/09

    In reply to "Woman" Pens Un-Universal List Of Universal Female Fantasies
    #27.


    Smack me about the face a few times for emphasis when you're talking to me. Poke my sternum with your finger a little. Nothing turns me (and all other women) on like a show of authority.


    #28.


    When I'm out with my friends, show up unexpectedly. Come up behind me, smile at my friends with your finger over your lips in a shushing gesture, and grab me by the hair and shove your tongue in my mouth. Then squeeze my breasts really hard while whispering "Be a good girl" menacingly in my ear. Then smile at my jealous friends and walk away whistling. SOO hot.


    Hey, this is easy! Just think like Penis Danger trying to think like a woman!

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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    01/01/09

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    1) Using corn starch as dry shampoo (I was all about talc before and smelled subsequently like a baby's ass).


    2) The Algarve coast in Portugal.


    3) Guarana, that ridiculous Brazilian soft drink.


    4) It's Always Sunny in Philadalphia


    5) The joys of working from home in my pajamas.

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    Image of ivorytusk ivorytusk
    01/01/09

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    Amen on the Moleskines, they're my best new treat of 2008. In 2008, I discovered/remembered how much I love to draw, and my moleskine became a permanent fixture and I started posting all of my doodles on flickr, also a fab discovery, it's like a fantastic pen and ink artist colony online.


    But my most wonderful discovery of 2008 is discovering that I am preggers!

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    Image of Ascendo_tuum Ascendo_tuum
    01/01/09

    @ivorytusk: Congratulations!
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    Image of Janie Jones Janie Jones
    01/01/09

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    I discovered Jezebel late late 2008! I hardly ever comment (to be honest, I'm a bit intimidated - but in a good way - by the wit and intelligence of other Jezebel commenters), but I do lurk a lot. I love this site! Happy New Year everyone!
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    New and delightful for me this year:


    Mr. Hippity's Project Runway and Top Chef liveblogs.


    The DNC and RNC convention liveblogs.


    Cosmedix skincare stuff.


    Growing bok choy.


    Negroni cocktails.


    Recycled glass countertops-- best indulgence of the year.


    Snorkeling.


    John Adams (the president, the HBO series and the David McCullough biography-- made me rethink my previous undying love for Thomas Jefferson).


    P.S. That's Anjelica Huston modeling the Calder jewelry.

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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    I got an electric corkscrew for Christmas last year, and it looks like a lightsaber. I love it so, so much. It enables more drinking when you're not together enough to work a manual one.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    1.Awesome ex-boyfriends who will listen to you whine endlessly about getting dumped with total compassion.


    2. Crickler.

    3. Afternoon naps.


    4. Competent neurosurgeons who call removal of a brain tumor a 'slam dunk' and make sure to leave enough hair to cover the scar.


    5. Cell phones. I finally got one!


    6. Jasmine rice.


    7. JEZZIES!

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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    greek yogurt with strawberries; mad men; trader joes flour tortillas; fountain pens; neighborhoodies (columbia heights!); Barack Obama
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    Image of TalbotSmith TalbotSmith
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    Bounty 'Select-a-Size' paper towels. Whats better than that?
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    Image of labeled labeled
    12/31/08

    @TalbotSmith: I'm afraid I'm finally revealing too much about myself here, but... I agree. These are awesome, and I get kind of freaked out if I can't find them on the shelf (plain white only) at first glance.
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    Image of Ms. Audrey Horne Ms. Audrey Horne
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    Evi, my Shiba/Beagle

    Jesse, my boyfriend/efficiency expert

    Girls...

    Babassu oil

    Vintage slips

    Belted 50's day dresses

    My last minute Women's Studies minor

    Vegetarian cooking

    The Hitachi Magic Wand


    And thanks to the awesome Jezzies:

    My Squeem waist cincher/spine-straightener

    Magic Shave Powder

    The Diva Cup

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    01/01/09

    @KatelyAW: Man, I forgot about my Diva cup. Changed my life, it did.
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    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    I discovered karen dalton this year too! one of the most beautiful voices ever.
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    Image of Madge Madge
    12/31/08

    In reply to Awesome Stuff We Loved (Incidentally) In 2008
    Just how is the soy sauce and peanut butter to be added to Top Ramen? Along with the liquid?
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    12/31/08

    @Madge: I usually drain nearly all the liquid, just leave a tiny bit to help melt the peanut butter. Add a glob of pb and keep splashing in the soy and mixing it all around until it tastes good :).
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