Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Maybe Named Their Daughter 'James'
While nothing has been publicly confirmed by the couple, there's a new name floating around for Blake Lively and Ryan Reynold's offspring and no, it's not Violet, Artisan or Equestria. The new moniker attributed to the Lively-Reynolds girl is "James," as in Joyce, Potter or Franco.
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden Are Getting Married Right Now, Probably
On the heels of Crushing Celebrity Divorce Season comes my second favorite time of the year, Celebrity Wedding season. And lo, the season comes in with a tremendous bang and we learn Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are getting married (or perhaps are already married) right as you read these very words.
Ryan Reynolds Talking Cat/Serial Killer Movie Sounds Effing Bonkers
Sundance Film Festival has a reputation for launching the sort of film that festoons its promotional posters with icons representing film geek awards like so many pretentious Christmas tree ornaments. But Ryan Reynold's latest film — a "horror comedy" about a man who murders and dismembers women because his evil…
Kanye West's Paparazzi Attack Is Elevated To Felony Attempted Robbery
Mild-mannered Great Neck accountant Kanye West uncharacteristically lost his temper and wrestled a paparazzo outside LAX to the ground after the dude asked 'Ye to talk to him at around 2 in the afternoon yesterday. Late last night, it was announced that the guy was pressing charges — cops decided that he did incur…
Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’
During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in…
Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Host Swoony White House Teatime
Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.
Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is Awesome
The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have announced that Rebel Wilson will be hosting this year's ceremony on April 14th, the first female host since Sarah Silverman in 2007, and a damn good choice at that. However, it being MTV, here is the…
Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick Trailer
Here is the latest Lifetime promo for Liz & Dick, and it is bad. In the 5 seconds that feature Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, she chews so much scenery she winds up with linoleum in her teeth ("YOUAH SCREWING THAT WITCH???!!1*tosses glass*) and in the background blares that dubsteppy-sounding song from a…
And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating…
Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other Tales of Terror
I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related…
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field
My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend
Bell Sleeves
Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…

