From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when she steps out for a coffee or whatever:
Now this is happening. It's happening. It's time. It's now. It's coming. E! has confirmed that they're ordering six episodes of What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, a reality series chronicling all of the different kinds of things that Ryan Lochte would do. (Spoiler: 43 of the 44 things Ryan Lochte would do involve boners.)
Only four days left to hop into the blue and get gnarly with Ryan Lochte. I'm pretty sure that's what he calls doing laps for Hurricane Sandy relief. What a man! The auction is at $9,500 right now so you gotta act fast while it's reasonable and totally worth it.
Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De Niro let Hova have it for mentioning that he'd be willing to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and then failing to return any of De Niro's calls to follow through. Jay-Z tried to joke about it…
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Ewan McGregor is hanging out with an armadillo, Dr. Ruth sees the bright side of the hurricane, Michelle Obama wishes Hillary Clinton a happy birthday and Ryan Lochte has a nephew named Trustin because what else would his name be.
Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for she and Conor Kennedy are no more. Apparently the two "quietly parted ways awhile ago" and "it was a distance thing."…
Ryan Lochte, a person who can walk upright, finally makes his debut on 30 Rock this week! We've been dreaming about this day for quite some time and now that it's finally here, well, let's just say that the space between Lochte's ears isn't the only place filled with water WHAT EW.
Olympic gold medalist and soon-to-be 30 Rock "sex idiot" Ryan Lochte has captured America's imagination with his chiseled pecks and flaccid, chlorine addled mind. And while his time in the public eye has been characterized by such knowledge nuggets as "Getting back in shape is rough but luv it" and "The world is my…
Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look…
Kate Middleton giggled uncontrollably as she and Prince William visited the Solomon Islands and were presented with garlands by topless women from the village of Marau, likely because being presented with boobs are kind of on-the-nose for her right now. The islands were the latest stop on the royals' Diamond Jubilee…
Did you watch SNL this weekend? Probably not. But you might have watched clips of various hand selected successful sketches from SNL assembled by bloggers assigned to cover SNL and write recaps about it. And among those clips was yet another sendup of Ryan Lochte, this time with Seth McFarlane playing the decorated…
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter.
In this edition of Tweet Beat, egos collide when Ryan Lochte meets Tyra Banks, Chris Brown is a self-proclaimed artist, Steve Carell starts the plague and James Deen gives us a shout out.
I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related…
The Star reported that while filming the upcoming thriller Frozen Ground, Nicolas Cage freaked former Disney Pop Tart Vanessa Hudgens the fuck out to the point where "she begged directors to banish him from the set." Sources close to Hudgens say that he would apparently show up to watch her on days where he wasn't…
You guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, you guys. Last night Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMAs before he jumped onstage to accept an award for "Please Turn Up The Music," although he's supposedly still dating Karruche Tran. OH, and that time he beat the shit out of her three years ago and sent her to the hospital. That.
There's been a lot of talk about what Ryan Lochte, he of the shame-crush and platinum grill, will do now that he's finished competing in the 2012 Summer Olympics, with all signs pointing the fancy frat boy towards reality TV. Will he go on Dancing with the Stars? Will he be the Bachelor? According to Lochte, he and…
Megan Lochte is now claiming that the bigotry extravaganza she brought to a 2008 appearance as a "field correspondent" on local Maryland talkshow Closing Time, hosted by comedian Mickey Cucchiella wasn't genuine, and she's actually a bastion of racial tolerance, Hostess treats and general goodwill.
The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart infidelity drama (alias Sparklegate), which means we are one step closer to hearing nothing more about it, ever again. The bad news is that a moment in K-Stew's pre-cheating scandal…
This is sexy douchebag Ryan Lochte's sister, Megan Lochte, in a 2008 appearance on a Maryland late night comedy talk show called Closing Time, hosted by Baltimore-based comedian Mickey Cucchiella. Enjoy.
