Sage Kotsenburg Isn't the Lochte We Want. He's the Lochte We Deserve.

The 70's had Mark Spitz, the 80's had Bruce Jenner and Carl Lewis, the 90's had Alberto Tomba, the 2000's had the Australian swim team and Apolo Ohno, and in 2012, the Olympic gods blessed us with Ryan Lochte. But pickings for the Sochi Games' Unofficial Sexy Male Olympian are decidedly more meh. In a post-Lochte era,… » 2/12/14 2:16pm 2/12/14 2:16pm

Miley's 'Open Letter' to Liam Hemsworth: 'Sorry for Acting So Mad'

According to sources close to Miley Cyrus, she's written an apologetic "open letter" to ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. What does the open letter say? Back off, busybodies—that's between Miley and Liam!!! What part of "open letter" don't you understand!? In related news, I think it's about time the entire earth has a little… » 11/05/13 8:25pm 11/05/13 8:25pm

Diana Nyad Will Swim a Mere 48 Continuous Hours for Sandy Relief

For her next feat of strength, modern-day folk hero Diana Nyad will swim for 48 hours straight in a giant tank outside of Macy’s at Herald Square in New York, surrounded by celebrities and bitter jellyfish that have journeyed all the way up from Florida to see Nyad fail (tentacles crossed that she won’t). » 10/05/13 3:00pm 10/05/13 3:00pm

E! Doesn't Say 'Jeah' to a Second Run of 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'

Sorry, all you many, many people who've been gnawing your fists off wondering just WHAT THE FUCK RYAN LOCHTE IS DOING—your chance to discover exactly what Ryan Lochte would do when Ryan Lochte does things has come to an end, as the E! channel has officially declined to continue documenting all of the many variegated… » 9/19/13 8:00pm 9/19/13 8:00pm

Sexy Douchebag Ryan Lochte Doesn't Know What a Douchebag Is

On last night's premiere of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? we learned more about the Olympic swimmer in 30 minutes than he's seemingly learned in all of his 28 years—which is to say: not much. However, we did discover that he doesn't know what a douchebag is, even though he's read (or is at least aware of) the Jezebel… » 4/22/13 11:25am 4/22/13 11:25am

Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… » 4/20/13 11:30am 4/20/13 11:30am

Watch the Best Ryan Lochte Interview Ever, Hands Down

This morning Olympic gold medalist and famed sex idiot Ryan Lochte was working a press junket this morning—to promote his new reality show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?—when he made a Philadelphia morning talk show host, who had just interviewed him via satellite, laugh so hard at his stupidity that she cried and snorted. » 4/19/13 3:20pm 4/19/13 3:20pm

Beth Ditto Arrested for Being Drunk and Disorderly: ‘Google Me, Bitches’

In what sounds rather like a Portlandia cameo gone wrong (or right!), Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto was arrested on a drunk and disorderly charge in a Portland bar on Saturday night. Spoiler alert: It sounds like she was drunk and disorderly. She was cut off during the St. Patrick's Day festivities when the bartender… » 3/19/13 9:00am 3/19/13 9:00am

Ryan Lochte's New Reality Show Looks Utterly Bro-tastic

While last night's Academy Awards didn't hold many surprises — Hathaway won and Seth MacFarlane said all of the things that the rest of us are too smart to — the evening did hold one very special treat with E! finally airing the first promo of Ryan Lochte's new reality series What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Cool title, E!… » 2/25/13 12:35pm 2/25/13 12:35pm

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the…

While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get … » 2/25/13 9:00am 2/25/13 9:00am