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Nicole Talks Marriage, Sex; Duhamel Denies Cheating On Fergie

• Nicole Kidman to British GQ: "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff…"

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Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

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Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed

• Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"

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Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

• Miley Cyrus will indeed be in Sex And The City 2:

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

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Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It

• In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:

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Prejean Sues For Religious Discrimination; Suicide Not Ruled Out In DJ AM's Death

• Carrie Prejean is suing Miss California USA officials, saying that, by firing her, they're guilty of religious discrimination, defamation, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. She claims officials tried to get her fired by asking her to pose for Playboy.

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Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend

• Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.

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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All

• Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:

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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death

• Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.

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Melanie Griffith Is Back In Rehab; Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide

• Melanie Griffith's rep confirmed that she has checked into a rehab facility saying, "This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago." But sources say husband Antonio Banderas demanded she get sober.

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Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death

• Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:

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Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Found Dead In Canadian Motel

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Lady Gaga Hears A Boo From Angry British Fans

• Lady Gaga was booed by her British fans yesterday after showing up 20 minutes late to her performance and then having to cut her set short as a result. Maybe they were just saying boo-urns? [TheSun]

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Advocacy Group Defeats "Octomom" In Court, Mark Wahlberg Worried About Christian Bale's Weight

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Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard

• Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.

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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder

• Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:

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Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder

• After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]

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Megan Wants A Millionaire: Solo Date With Murdered Model's Husband

VH1 Scrambles To Distance Itself From Reality Star, Murder Suspect