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    GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    yes, the gorilla is ALL of our ancestors. if the man had made the comment about a caucasian man or woman, i might possibly accept his account... unfortunately, his brain hasn't evolved quite far enough to accept a strong black woman as a human who deserves respect. for this reason, i feel this man may be even more closely related to said gorilla. a dna test is in order!
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    If I may, I think this can be explained thusly:


    Rusty DePass:


    Over-the-hill, in the decline of his career, and a member of a party that's currently as popular as root canals.


    Michelle:


    Young, gorgeous, glam, well-educated it girl, so fit she could kick your ass without breaking a sweat and oh, by the way, she's the First Lady.


    Suck it Rusty, you washed up loser. There's a new sheriff in town, and his wife is as much as badass as he is.

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    06/13/09

    @Hooplehead: Dammit, that didn't work. This is Rusty:


    [www.peoplefordepass.org]

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    06/13/09

    @Hooplehead: Heart, heart, a thousand times heart (if only I could). I'd like to have a bumper sticker that says: "There's a new sheriff in town, and his wife is as much as badass as he is." And also, to quote Dave Chappelle, THIS RACISM IS KILLING ME INSIDE. Seriously, GOP? Is this all you have? "Jokes" so hideous and just plain dumb that, by comparison, they make junior-high bathroom scrawlings look like George Carlin's best work? When "party leaders" sound like Cheeto-fingered Internet trolls, it's time to just clean the whole house and start over with a few folks with some smarts and some empathy. I know my party isn't perfect, but I also know that it gave us the Obamas, and that it doesn't run on fear. GOP = the leaderless resistance. All I can muster is Feh.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Yeah, well, his mother was a hamster. So there.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/13/09

    @andBegorrah: She smells of elderberries!
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Is this like that politician who sent out a photoshopped email of the White House lawn covered in watermelon plants on a public e-mail server, and everyone who was offended by it is just too damn sensitive because it was SO OBVIOUSLY a joke?


    Is this an internal memo that was sent out to the GOP? You can spew whatever filth you want, so long as you blame it on humor?

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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    06/13/09

    @TheExperience: Yeah, 'cause racism is SO funny to white men. Having never suffered it.


    This is why the GOP can't do humor. They have no sense of humor if it isn't the type that belittles people for having the misfortune not to be born white and male.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    When I heard the news about the gorilla all I could think was "This is the most exciting thing to happen in SC since Spurrier came!" And, "How the hell did a gorilla escape from that complex? I watched them build it piece by piece -that shit is SOLID."


    Not once did I think about an Obama.


    Le sigh. And this is why I left Columbia, SC.

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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    06/13/09

    @axel_f: That's about the only appropriate reaction to this.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    06/13/09

    @axel_f: No, that would be too easy. How about : "SUFFER, SUFFER, SUFFER, SUFFER, SUFFER!!!! I wish all the pain in the world upon you!!"


    Ah, that made me feel better.

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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    I say we flood him with angry mail. Who has his contact info?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/13/09

    @Triana Orpheus:


    Looks like he's cut access or deleted his FB account:

    Google cached page


    Here's the SCAG's Office info:


    Mailing Address

    The Honorable Henry McMaster

    P.O. Box 11549

    Columbia, S.C. 29211


    Office Location

    Rembert Dennis Building

    1000 Assembly Street, Room 519

    Columbia, S.C. 29201


    Email Address

    info@scattorneygeneral.com

    via: [www.scag.gov]

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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Yes, because when I think evolution, I think Michelle Obama? Racist assholes.I believe DePass' mouth is just The Origin of Feces.


    Also, creationists who don't believe in evolution, as we have a ll stated a billion times, humans are not descended from apes, we're descended from a common ancestor. Sheesh. I'll give you that you people do make me question evolution because while it appears you've evolved physically, I'm not so sure about mentally.

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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Seriouly? WTF is wrong with people?
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    Image of annainthebox annainthebox
    06/13/09

    @bitingfairy needs a job: @Ms. Ville Valo: I'm not sure how a generalization like that makes any of this better.


    How about "what the fuck is wrong with ignorant people?" Because I KNOW that's a much more appropriate grouping.

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    06/13/09

    @annainthebox: It certainly sounds nicer, but I don't know that it's more accurate.


    What exactly does "appropriate" mean in this context? That we have to politely imply that the blame for racism is to be shared equally among all the races so as not to offend White people?


    FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Once and for fucking all...saying "I'm sorry if I offended anyone" isn't a fucking apology!!! Racist asshat.
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    Image of misscreant misscreant
    06/13/09

    @dgibber: How about "I'm sorry THAT I offended people and THAT I'm a douchebag." The offense and its legitimacy is not up for debate. An "I'll do better in the future to educate myself regarding the experiences of people unlike myself" wouldn't hurt either.
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    06/13/09

    @misscreant: But you guys, he is sorry as he can be about it! You all probably have gorillas for babies, crazy feminists.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Is Sarah Palin going to take responsibility for this, as she claims President Obama has to for Letterman's joke?
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    06/13/09

    @CubeRootOfPi: Michelle's over 18 so obviously it's okay to make jokes about her.


    Ughh... Anyway, when does Sarah Palin go away?

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    06/13/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: With any luck she'll get snowed in this winter and be stuck in Coldsville.
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    06/13/09

    @annainthebox: I think since our country is in financial trouble and all, maybe a smart idea to suggest to President Obama would be asking Russia for a refund of our $7 million dollars and returning Alaska. I'm sure the receipt's around here somewhere.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Sometimes I am very embarrassed about my fellow South Carolinians. This is gross.
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    Image of morethanrain morethanrain
    06/13/09

    @NellMood: I feel like I'm constantly wanting to shout to the rest of the country, "THIS PERSON DOES NOT REPRESENT US! PLEASE DON'T THINK WE'RE ALL IDIOTS. THERE ARE SMART PEOPLE HERE TOO!!"
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    06/13/09

    @morethanrain: Yep, that's pretty much my standard rant about Mark Sanford.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Ugh, What's up with white republican men making racist Michelle Obama jokes? (This is hardly the first I've heard)

    Fuck, I can answer my own question again. They're intimidated by her because she had the career they can't have. She also got into the schools those boys can't get into. Poor things are just lashing out because this woman has what they think THEY deserve. She's better than them, and they don't like that.

    So like nasty high schoolers they attack her instead of looking up to her.
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    06/13/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): This explains the reasoning of every nervous white man from Bill O'Reilly to Pat Buchanan. Their fragile egos can't tolerate the idea that a woman (and a black woman at that) could show them up. Hence their undying hatred of Hillary Clinton, Sonia Sotomayor, Michelle Obama...I'm surprised they haven't gone after Laura Bush yet for speaking up for Sotomayor.
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Oh come on! OBVIOUSLY, of all the people who discuss the importance of evolution on a regular basis, Michelle Obama is the most obvious! OBVIOUSLY. Plus, he was totally joking, which makes it FUNNY not offensive!
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    06/13/09

    In reply to GOP Activist: Escaped Gorilla "Was Probably One Of Michelle's Ancestors"
    Between this and what's going on in Iran, I hate officially hate everything.
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    06/13/09

    @DixieCaverns: I was just thinking the same thing. Way to go Saturday.
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