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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    06:00 AM

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I must have no taste, because I really don't think Christina Applegate belongs with the rest of the monstrosities.
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    whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    10:21 AM

    @whynotshesaid: The ruffles and bedazzling are a little weird, but generally it is a flattering color and fit, so I agree.
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    Grim Reaper of the Forest was starred Grim Reaper of the Forest was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    New fashion rule: If you can see your pubic cleft, it's time to go back and change your clothes.
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    Edited by MargaretMoony at 12/15/09 6:21 PM MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of greydragonfly greydragonfly
    12/15/09

    @MargaretMoony: What about that Coco Chanel quote, always take one thing off before you leave the house? Where does that leave us!?
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    formergr promoted this comment greydragonfly was starred greydragonfly was unstarred
    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    Dudes, let me ask this totally awkward question. I was under the impression that camel toe had to actually...ahem, not to put too fine a point on it...show lips?

    Is that not what camel toe is? Because to me, it doesn't look like Leighton has the necessary...division. But everyone's calling it camel toe.
     Reply
    Scoithniamh was starred Scoithniamh was unstarred
    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/15/09

    @Scoithniamh: Exactly! I see no lips of which to speak!

    Also, 10 isn't really an outfit, is it? Or is this like shaving your head as a hairstyle sort of thing?
     Reply
    prettycool was starred prettycool was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I'll go ahead and make the obvious Arrested Development reference:

    Kimbra just blue herself.
     Reply
    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of MIXED MIXED
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    That woman's vagina is just so fucking BLUE.
     Reply
    MIXED was starred MIXED was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    The naked painted lady is Kembra, who is the singer for The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. They've been around awhile, and put on a sort of macabre nudie Vampira punk show.
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/15/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: That is [fabulous] news to me.
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    Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of TheLadyAye TheLadyAye
    12/15/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Yeah, including Kembra in this list is sort of a stupid cheap shot. CLEARLY she's completely in on the joke.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment TheLadyAye was starred TheLadyAye was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/15/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: True dat!

    Lady GaGa - take notes, these folks are doing performance art. You are a musician.
     Reply
    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    It is a lovely shade of blue. I mean, if I had to paint my vagina blue, I'd go with that one.
     Reply
    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of Lise Brown Lise Brown
    12/15/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Yes, my color expert sister tells me periwinkle is really a universal color that looks good on everyone.
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    Island of Misfit Toys promoted this comment Lise Brown was starred Lise Brown was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/15/09

    @Lise Brown: But will it make my labia look fat?
     Reply
    Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I had a good laugh when I read "Doda" as "Dodai". There would have needed to be a Jezebel editor intervention.
     Reply
    TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of hej hej hej hej
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    These get-ups make me realize how much I miss Star magazine's "Would You Be Caught Dead In This Outfit?" feature.
     Reply
    hej hej was starred hej hej was unstarred
    Image of erinna erinna
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I like Leighton's outfit because it shows that she has an identity outside of Blair Waldorff. Somehow I always thought they were one and the same. And because it takes balls of steel to wear something that many levels of wrong in public.
     Reply
    erinna was starred erinna was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    The Voluptuous Horror Of Kembra's Blue Vagina.
     Reply
    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/15/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Does she do blue movies?
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    Perhaps Not was starred Perhaps Not was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/15/09

    @Perhaps Not: No, she's the singer of The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black.
     Reply
    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    It's great that an outfit made out of Big Bird's albino cousin is the closest thing to "decent fashion" on this entire list.
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    It's really the lack of a harness and bodypaint that makes my wardrobe feel inadequate.
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    Rubik could wear a garbage bag covered in poop and still look ridiculously stunning.
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I had a comment about someone but
    that last picture knocked it right out of my head. how much make-up remover was required after she got home? did she leave a mark in the cab? eek!
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of Treeless Treeless
    12/15/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: I'm guessing she 1) brought a towel 2) emptied two bottles of baby oil into a hot bath. That's what I do when I'm blue.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Treeless was starred Treeless was unstarred
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