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• The law firm of Trope & Trope is trying to drop Britney Spears as a client, citing a breakdown in communication. The attorneys had been representing Brit in her child-custody battle against ex-husband Kevin Federline; her previous team of lawyers quit in the fall. Brit needs representation! Any takers? [Page Six]
  
• By the by, Brit didn't show up for a deposition yesterday — for the fifth time. [TMZ]
  
• Lindsay Lohan's been asking friends for money? We've heard this one before, which makes us inclined to believe it's true. Plus: The quit-smoking lozenge people whose product she carries around deny they're paying her, but they are. Huh. [Gatecrasher]
  
• Meanwhile, Dina Lohan is so pissed that LL's ex Riley Giles sold his story to a UK tabloid that she called his mother and accused her of poor parenting. Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You're black. [Gatecrasher]

• Madonna is on vacation in India this week: She is touring Rajasthan and celebrated the new year in a village near Jodhpur with hubby Guy Ritchie, her kids and a couple of friends. Expect sitar on her next track. [Times Of India]
• "I was always a little bit afraid of men." — Diane Keaton, whom the jerks at the NY Post dare to call a "spinster." [Page Six]
• Did Joshua "Pacey" Jackson pull a diva move on New Year's Eve, trying to boot a table full of people so that he and Diane Kruger could be alone? [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which still-young-but-past-his-prime TV star has been trying to ditch his actress fiancee? He already made her terminate a pregnancy when she was just 17." [Gatecrasher]
• Time flies! Elisabeth Hasselbeck is returning to the view on Monday, sigh. [People]
• MTV has ordered another season of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. Let the bisexual games begin! [People]
• Beyoncé beat Kanye West at Connect Four nine times in a row. Pretty sneaky, sis! [Just Jared]
• Volleyball star Gabrielle Reece and surfer Laird Hamilton gave birth to a son on New Year's Day; the kid is not named Beach, as one might assume. It's Brody Jo Hamilton. [People]
• When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes go out, he has his security people hand $100 bills to anyone who helps him and wife — even if it's just a dude opening a door. Classy! [MSNBC]
• Russell Crowe is heading the anti-gambling movement in Australia; protesting against video poker machines. Are you not entertained?! [Reuters]
• Two of The Spice Girls are admitting they had bulimia at the height of their success. And Posh isn't one of them! [Mirror]

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• We previously told you that Pete Doherty's cat, Dinger (slang for syringe), may have ingested cocaine. Well, now, Pete has apparently got one of Dinger's kittens hooked on crack. Of that kitten, a source says, "In Pete's mind it is the only one who understands him now." WTF. [The Sun]
  
• Michael Lohan visited daughter Lindsay in rehab. Dina is "glad." [TMZ]
  
• The naked picture of High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens that's floating around is real. [TMZ]
  
• OMG is the picture getting Vanessa fired from Disney??? [PopCrunch]
  
• Demi Moore came to fashion week looking for some alone time? Yeah right. [Page Six]
  
• Former CNN Headline News anchor and current host of The Insider Thomas Roberts is maybe gay and maybe had nude pictures of himself on Manhunt. And? [Page Six]

• Mario Cantone says of his role on Sex And The City: "I had no idea if I was good or not." [Page Six]
• Russell Crowe's costars call him "a sweetheart." Because if they don't, he'll throw a phone at them? [Page Six]
• Bam Margera and wife avoided Jessica Simpson on the red carpet at an event, probably because of the rumor that Bam had sex with Jess while she was married to Nick Lachey. [Page Six]
• Kim Porter was seen "gazing into Diddy's eyes" at a party Wednesday night. Thought they were dunzo? [Rush & Molloy]
• Renee Zellweger says, "I do have a big crush on Paul McCartney. I feel quite embarrassed saying it because I haven't even told him yet." Uh, but aren't you guys, you know, dating? [The Sun]
• The stars are arriving in Las Vegas for the MTV Video Music Awards. The show is live on Sunday night and Britney opens, y'all. [People]
• Halle Berry is looking really pregnant. [ET]
• Amy Winehouse's father is trying to cut off her drug money by asking her to sign control of her cash over to him. Also, she didn't sign a prenup before marrying Blake. Also, Amy went to McDonald's! But she only got a coke. Ha. [Daily Mail]

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