Russell Crowe, a cool and collected dude who only gets mad about things in a cool and collected way, is furious at Virgin Airlines for refusing to allow his sons to pack their hoverboards as luggage. “Theh jus’ fahkin’ huvabahds, mate!”
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Russell Crowe was recently profiled by The Guardian and while I recommend avoiding the article in general (unless you want to read the journalistic equivalent of making out with a Tiger Beat poster of your favorite celebrity while alone in your teen bedroom, only—TWIST—you're a writer who uses phrases like "gruff…
During an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Michelle Rodriguez opened up about the death of her Fast and Furious costar, Paul Walker. "I actually went on a bit of a binge. I went crazy a little bit—I went pretty crazy. A lot of the stuff I did last year I would never do had I been in my right mind," she says.
Celebrity sex meme Ryan Gosling vaulted himself into the center of an international diplomatic crisis when he boldly interrupted the state address of Australia's boy king, Russell Crowe.
Willow Smith most certainly did not pose topless on Instagram but that hasn't seemed to stop the world from freaking out like she did.
Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep have both responded to Mystery, Alaska actor Russell Crowe's recent comments regarding actresses refusing to act their age in Hollywood. But here's the shock of all shocks—while Chastain, who's been vocal about the limited film roles available to actresses over 40, was all "Shut…
LADIES. PLEASE PAY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. A MAN IS OFFERING HIS OPINION.
The Darren Aronofsky movie Noah has some folks upset, apparently? So now all Noah ads will feature a disclaimer? I don't understand anything anymore.
In today's Tweet Beat, Evan Rachel Wood is still down on the MPAA, everyone is up on Beyoncé and Russell Crowe is happy for Taylor Swift.
Rebel Wilson went on the Tonight Show last night and related a pre-fame encounter she had with noted concierge-lacerator Russell Crowe (masterful, commanding). Wilson had recently received the "Nicole Kidman Scholarship at the Australian Theatre for Young People" when she ran into the actual Nicole Kidman at a Sydney…
There are those involved in Kentucky politics who have it on fairly high authority that Ashley Judd, who might become the very first Senator ever to have shouted the words, "I am the super-mother bug!" while topless, is planning to announce her candidacy for the U.S. Senate this spring. Sources close to the…
Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from Paris. (She was seeing a Givenchy show with Kanye West.) She's fine, fortunately, and was sent home the following day…
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…
If you're Blue Ivy Carter, here is what you got as a reward for your first year on the planet, aside from the event itself, a lavish princess-themed soiree thrown on January 7th by Beyoncé and Jay-Z: a diamond-encrusted Barbie with white gold jewelry ($80,000), pink and white roses ($95,000) and a cake (over $2,000).…
Last night Real Live Movie Stars™ hit the red carpet at the Odeon Leicester Square in London, for the world premiere of Lay Miz. 'Twas a black tie affair, which means there were tuxedoes, but also: Weird bustlines, bare shoulders and crumpled taffeta.
A is going on. It screams, nay, for attention.…
K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe
Wingardium Leviosa!!
hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…
After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning…
Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you…
