Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for…
Did Snoop Lion Just Tell Everyone that Miley Cyrus's Relationship Is Fake?
I mean, it SEEMS fake. Obviously. Because Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth always seem to be "talking about stuff" and "hanging out on different continents," and because they're so, so young—but even so, I've been willing to give them the benefit of the doubt about their mega-true everlasting luuuuuuuuurv story. I don't…
Everyone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…
Surprise! Diddy and Kate Upton Are Dating
Karma isn't real. Proof: Diddy created Danity Kane (never forget) and now he is being rewarded. He and Kate Upton have apparently been dating since late March, when the 20-year-old joined him in the VIP room of a club in Miami so they could smash their mouths together.
Watch Miley Cyrus's Mesmerizing Unicorn Twerk Video
Miley Cyrus, twerking, in a unicorn onesie. Because this is America.
Jada Pinkett Smith Pissed Off About Media Bullying Rihanna, Taylor Swift
Ahem. Jada Pinkett Smith, one of the premiere Awesome Moms of our time, has something to say. And then she will drop the mic. But first:
Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in Shreds
So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…
Country Singer Mindy McCready Kills Herself One Month After Boyfriend's Suicide
Long-suffering country music singer Mindy McCready was found dead via a gunshot wound to the head yesterday afternoon on her porch—the same location that David Wilson, McCready's self-declared "soulmate," took his own life almost exactly a month ago—in Cleburn County, Arkansas. She was 37. McCready's problems arguably…
Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…
Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real
Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years.
Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!
Even though Lindsay Lohan seems poised
for a miraculous career resurgence
to hang onto cultural relevance with all the viciousness of a ravenous capuchin, the oracles at TMZ think it's quite possible that she could be going back to jail. But how, you ask? Everything was...okay, it wasn't going well, exactly, but it…
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad Premiere
Well, technically he was covered in a chocolate brown suit. But a gal can dream! The premiere of Gangster Squad took place at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and while some of the big guns were dressed appropriately for the Tinseltown event, others suffered a misfire. Shall we take a look?
Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is Awesome
The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have announced that Rebel Wilson will be hosting this year's ceremony on April 14th, the first female host since Sarah Silverman in 2007, and a damn good choice at that. However, it being MTV, here is the…
The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast
Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning with husband, retired Canadian ice hockey player (well, I think he's still Canadian) Mike Comrie. "[Sex after having a baby is] definitely different," she tells Us Weekly. I'm so exhausted at the end of…
Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Pounds Jaeger, Gets Tossed From Bar
Back in 2010, when Daniel Radcliffe put on the sorting hat and it said "Maker's Mark," he admitted to the press that he had been drunk during the filming of much of the later Harry Potter movies and decided to teetotal for awhile. Unfortunately, not anymore: last night he was thrown out of New York's Beauty Bar—okay,…
Rihanna Commandeers a Plane, Gets Journalists Wasted
To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A…
