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notheretomakefriends
06/05/09

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I love that there is a tag for 'french resistance'.

then I remembered that most of these tags are for single use. so much for war tales about my great-grandpa blowing up gestapo conventions and making new passports for the oppressed. you know, that type :)
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ArtfulSlinger
06/04/09

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This is literally the fifth ridiculous thing this guy has said in the past few months. Why are people interviewing anymore? Yes, he was adorable once. Yes, he was in a ton of movies, but what has he done for me lately?
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noony
06/04/09

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someone knows their french history!

personally i always wanted to be described as a french collaborator who had affairs with the germans and then was forced to shave my head in shame post war. but thats just me.
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notheretomakefriends
06/05/09

@noony: ugh, that was the ultimate wartime slut shaming if ever. and that's coming from the descendant of a résistance ring leader.
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
06/04/09

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Dude is a total douche. Speaking about Brittish soldiers curretly in conflict:

In Burton's day they were itching to get into the fray. Now it is the opposite. They are always whining about the dangers of being killed. Oh my God, they are such wimps now!

The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don't think there is any point in having wars if that's how you're going to behave. It's pathetic. All this whining

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wry_bred
06/04/09

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Whatever, Rupert, you starred in The Next Best Thing. Twatwaffle.
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marshmallory
06/04/09

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She can hide hundreds of Jews in her cleavage?! Sounds impressive.
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YourScreenplaySucks
06/04/09

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This is silly, but I love it. It's so much nicer to inspire these kinds of convoluted, over the top comparisons, rather than a bland "She's a brunette with big boobs and a bleeding heart"

I hope one day someone takes one look at me and imagines that I look like someone with pert cleavage who would have an Underground Railroad station in my cellar. However, based on my usual facial expressions, they would most likely imagine that I have a bunch of ill-fated dalmatians locked in my attic.
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badmutha
06/04/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: I am hearting you for this. Ill fated dalmatians for the win!
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bluebears
06/04/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Sometimes due to the state of my excessively messy car I wonder if people imagine my roommate is Oscar the Grouch.
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swashbuckling
06/04/09

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How small does he think Jews are?
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badmutha
06/04/09

@swashbuckling: HAHAHA!
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@badmutha: About that size:

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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
06/04/09

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He is just wonderful in Blithe Spirit on Broadway.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

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I half expected him to have the Jews hiding the cleavage, frankly.

Which might, come to think of it, explain the quivering.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@ellaesther: ...hiding IN the cleavage. Sigh.
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Trulymadlyme
06/04/09

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When people meet me, they think He's tall. Like a sad Indian. You know, feather, not dot. Like that Indian in those anti-litter commercials during the 70's. As though my one coke can inspired the entire trail of tears.
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bluebears
06/04/09

@Trulymadlyme: what the??? lay off the booze Rupert.
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save jinger
06/04/09

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And Rupert is the type to loathe himself for his homosexuality and try to turn himself into Charlie Sheen:

You know, that type.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@save jinger: Oh, I don't know that he's been much of a self-loathing homosexual. He may be frightened of age. As I hear we're all supposed to be! Terribly, terribly afraid! But I think he's ok with being gay. Just, you know, maybe not so OLD.
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@save jinger: I just refuse to believe that's really his new face.
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ellaesther
06/04/09

@counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: It certainly doesn't look much like the thumbnail illustrating this post. I'm going to happily assume that the Jezebel photo is the most representative. Lalalalala, don't mind me!
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LaMorena
06/04/09

@counterclockwise would vote for Jed Bartlet: Me too. It's TERRIFYING. He's taken his dashing good looks (he was aging very well, imo), and given himself Plastic Surgery Face.
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counterclockwise's using her promoting-power for good
06/04/09

@LaMorena: My dad looks a lot like pre-surgery Rupert Everett, so at least now I know what my dad would look like if he head too much plastic surgery

@ellaesther: I assumed that the picture in the post is just a young Rupert Everett. But I could be wrong.
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willwriteforfood
06/04/09

@save jinger: Wait, what? Is that really his new face? I had no idea he'd even had plastic surgery! He was so handsome and now he looks...not so much.
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save jinger
06/04/09

@ellaesther: He's made some disparaging remarks about the gay community (Ex: [www.celebitchy.com]). Nothing that specifically says "I hate myself for being gay," he just seems to have a lot of vitriol for other gay people, and you have to wonder where that comes from. I suppose that was presumptuous of me to say that he is self-loathing, though. He has mentioned experiences where he was discriminated against in the film industry because of his sexuality, and that can't have been easy to deal with.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
06/04/09

@willwriteforfood: This is a little bit of a better representation:

I won't snark on his post surgery looks I just think that it must be difficult for him to A. Come to terms with aging and B. come to terms with having an entirely new face. He has always come across as a wee bit judgmental and usually those people are hardest on themselves.
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willwriteforfood
06/04/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: OK, that one actually looks like him. He still looks like himself, although I do still like his old face better. Maybe it's because I used to like Rupert Everett and now he seems not that likeable. I'm just disappointed that he comes across as so mean sometimes and afraid to grow old, when I think faces should have character (and that comes with age).
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casi nadie
06/04/09

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I'm really curious as to why is brain thought it was logical to leap from "cleavage" to hiding "tons of Jews under their bed."

No, wait. No, I'm not curious. This, I don't want to know.
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bowleserised
06/04/09

@o português é muito sexy de Curly Crown: My guess is from an old, camp British sitcom called Allo Allo which was all about the French Resistance and featured sexy French waitresses with heaving cleavage.
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lilbobbytables
06/04/09

@bowleserised: Ok. That is helpful. I was terrified of his brain for a bit, there.
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andBegorrah
06/04/09

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What with all the witch bottles, molding pieces of wedding cake (fingers crossed!), and the last of my Roth IRA stashed under my mattress, there's no room for Jews or anything else down there.
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J.D.Regent
06/04/09

@andBegorrah: wow, it's like we live in the same room.
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Shamrockette
06/04/09

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And if you saw me, you'd see the apocalypse.
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