• Dita Von Teese has a guest role on CSI, and was asked to wear less-revealing clothing to play a school teacher turned nightclub dancer.

[London, March 28. Image via INF]

[London, January 28. Image via INF]

In perhaps her maddest act yet, Liz Jones asks, "Why does Britain have the ugliest men in the world?" Sure, no one likes a beer-drenched lout on lad's night, but as the following pix show, Britain also has the handsomest:

[London, January 11. Image via INFDaily.]

[London, May 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]

[Paris, May 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[London, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[London, December 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin]