If you are trying to win an Emmy, don’t think you can get away with anything, because apparently someone is always watching your ass for disqualifications.
If someone accompanies you to the pizzeria and says they don’t want pizza, there is a 99.999% chance they are lying.
According to the Associated Press, this is a woman named Elissa Landi, who “does her bit to lure sun-seekers to Miami Beach, Florida on Feb. 5, 1960 by holding up a personalized thermometer which shows a 78 degree temperature.” Now that’s just rubbing the rest of the country’s nose in a sad cold pile of muddy slush.
The best thing about celebrity encounters is that they often make good stories even when the meeting itself goes terribly. Did Tom Hanks cut you in line? Did Julia Roberts wear a mean shirt with your name on it? Has George Clooney ever pranked you in a way that you didn’t appreciate? Tell us about it here!
A delightfully disgusting website seeks to expose the savage behavior of human beings on airplanes. And it is truly, truly something to behold.
Allen: did you need anything from Target?
Being a robot is hard. You aren't familiar with human social customs, and that can result in any number of gaffes, as Mitt Romney has proven time and again. But recently he and his staff behaved in such a disrespectful way at a campaign stop that we're beginning to wonder if maybe he's not really a robot but actually…
Anyone who spends any time in public knows that there are any number of ways a cell phone can turn a person into an asshole, but now science has discovered yet another way that phones are ruining us and destroying our social fabric. It turns out, according to a study from the University of Maryland's Robert H. Smith…