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Ladies' Night

Roy Den Hollander Will Not Be Intimidated By Lesbian Feminzai Bonerkillers
NYC Attorney Out To Reclaim His Ex Wife From Feminism's Clutches, Get Laid Easier

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onestrawplz
10/30/08

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Hey Hollander...do you hear that? It's me playing the world's tiniest violin.
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CoolOldLady
10/29/08

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Can't he come up with a more constructive activity?
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Wit is periodically disensouled
10/29/08

@CoolOldLady: I think he likes being destructive, actually - like the people who enjoy going around and hurting people because they're hurt, and kids who break other kids' toys.
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Capital City Goofball
10/29/08

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Something makes me think he must have mother issues...
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
10/29/08

@Capital City Goofball: Actually, it's ex-wife issues. Turns out the pretty young Russian lady only married him for a green card.
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Megan
10/29/08

@LadySoprano: So he says. Of course, she was issued a restraining order after he beat her and he's publicly bemoaned the fact that in Russia the cops would be on his side, so... I'm pretty much not buying what he says. (We've written about that before.)
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Cerridwen
10/29/08

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I have a very special place in my Pet Peeve Pile for those dudes who don't support Women's Studies on the basis that there is no Men's Studies. Dude, aside from the general stupidity and ignorance of that assertion, there already is a Men's Studies: it's called HISTORY.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
10/29/08

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What's he going to protest next?
The Ladies Room? Lady Schick razors? Lady and the Tramp?
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I hope he tackles feminine hygiene next. I am so tired of seeing all those ads promoting the superiority of female protection! And you know those Ladies Rooms are a hotbed of anti-male activity, and Hollander is pretty sure they violate the Constitutional directive of the separation of urinal and stall.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
10/29/08

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Oh WAAAAAHHHHHH, Roy. You poor, poor man being screwed over by us women. We're all against you.

This guy is a total head case.
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

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Men's Rights Legal Fund? Men's rights? Isn't that, like, 95% of all rights?
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hussein persepolis hussein
10/29/08

@AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: More like 110%.
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rocknrollunicorn
10/29/08

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Ha his only defender on the linked site is "Hugh Jazz" (ok there are only 5 comments/3 commenters, but still).
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

@rocknrollunicorn: Clearly a real person, who is not in any way joking. Yep. Last name Jazz, first name Hugh. Maybe he's been resentful since Bart's prank call. No, wait, he thought Bart was a nice boy. Hmmm...
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VictorianDoorknob
10/29/08

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Oh shit, I'm deciding whether or not to get an MA in women's studies. Is this a sign????
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rocknrollunicorn
10/29/08

@VictorianDoorknob: I think if this article were a Magic Eight Ball, it would read "All signs point to Yes."

(if that is an option; I'm slightly rusty on the ole Magic Eight Ball speak).
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hussein persepolis hussein
10/29/08

@VictorianDoorknob: You need to get that MA, preferably at Columbia, where you can kick his sorry ass all over the quad. I'll supply the steel-toed boots.
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serreca
10/29/08

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Hey Roy, if you want Men's Studies classes, just take the ones called "History". KTHXBAI.
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RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
10/29/08

@serreca: Or "English Literature in the Victorian Age" or "Literature of the 20th and 21st Centuries" or "Art Studies" or...

*sigh*
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serreca
10/29/08

@rose.of.many.thorns.colette: Yeah pretty much! Good call!
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
10/29/08

@rose.of.many.thorns.colette: You can add all three semesters of Music History I had to take for my degree to that list.
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Treeless
10/29/08

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At least it's not the creepy "smiling" photo of him.
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Hamsterpants
10/29/08

@Treeless: *Shudder*. He makes my cooter run back up inside me and hide out behind my liver.
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

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I know I'm ignorant, not having gone to Colombia Business School and all, but how does the Women's Studies department violate the First Amendment establishment clause concerning religion?
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serreca
10/29/08

@AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: Seriously! That's what I'm puzzling over at this very moment.

These poor downtrodden men.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
10/29/08

@AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: I can't imagine a single way in which it would. I sense a big, fat cert denial in his future.
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Kilotwat
10/29/08

@AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: He claims that Women's Study is actually a religious belief system. Of course, he would have to defy both the dictionary and the IRS (which classifies religious groups and beliefs for tax purposes) and common sense, etc. Also, Columbia is a private university. The establishment clause does not apply directly to them, at all. The university is free to offer courses in some religions, but not others. So yes, it is extremely stupid. If a judge doesn't throw out this lawsuit immediately, that judge deserves to be heckled.
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

@serreca: @TheFormerJuneBronson: I presume Hollander is saying that the focus of the department promotes a particular viewpoint, but as a commenter on the Ivy Gate points out, Colombia isn't a public institution, therefore not beholden to governmental monies that are contingent on neutral religiosity.

Plus, he's an ass. Who sits around thinking up legal strategies to fight imagined oppression of the ruling class by the oppressed parties, manifested in such ways as Ladies' Night and the Women's Studies Department? Way to go to the mat for the poor fellas, there, Hollander! Someone give that man an imaginary Purple Heart.
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Penny_Esq
10/29/08

@AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: Word. Plus, as someone pointed out on IvyGate, private institutions/businesses/establishments aren't bound by the First Amendment anyway. It starts out with, "Congress shall make no law..." Most non-religious universities have bylaws with similar tenets, of course, but the courts wouldn't have any jurisdiction over an alleged violation of internal policy.

DOUBLE FAIL, Roy.
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I, Zombie Normal
10/29/08

@Kilotwat: After perusing some links, that's what I figured, but, like that guy suing over his lost pants, I was just agog that this was even in the public periphery. Jeezum crow, yeah, courses designed to put women back into the historical and societal record must be nefarious in nature. Argh.

Thanks for the lowdown.
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Penny_Esq
10/29/08

@Penny_Esq: mad as a sack of badgers: And someday I will learn how to hit refresh before I post. Sorry for the echo chamber!
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Penny_Esq
10/29/08

@Kilotwat: Plus, the fact that he's recruiting current Columbia kids suggests Columbia's motion to dismiss is at least partly premised on his lack of standing. He doesn't go there anymore, how can they be violating his First Amendment rights?
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TheFormerJuneBronson
10/30/08

@Penny_Esq: mad as a sack of badgers: That was the same argument Dr. Laura was putting forth about her TV show being cancelled--that it was a First Amendment violation and her rights blah-de-blah blah. Which, of course, the networks have no obligation to air anyone, regardless of their politics. She just needs to be persecuted in order to have a public identity. I wonder if it would have broken her poor brain to have them tell her that it wasn't her ideas; it was that she was unprofitable. I'm sure that was the reason.
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Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
10/29/08

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can someone please explain what the fuck this guy's problem is? what is the thought process involved there?
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Hamsterpants
10/29/08

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Dude is on a one-tool crusade to never, ever get laid again.
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million.dollar.mouth.
10/29/08

@Hamsterpants: It is quite possible that he has never even been laid.
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Hamsterpants
10/29/08

@sammyboombaladdy: I was giving him the benefit of the doubt but I bow to your apparently superior mad non-sex-having douchenozzle identification skilz.
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Penny
10/29/08

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This dude makes me want to take a bath in gravel. And poke out my eyeballs with a shrimp fork.
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whats_in_a_name
10/29/08

@Archetype: I feel almost the exact same way, but i think he should be the one taking a gravel bath and a scrimp fork to the eye.
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