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    Pippi Wrongstocking

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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    I love it.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    That is one hell of a headsuit.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    In other news, Pippi Longstocking is furious over being eliminated from ANTM Cycle 300 after losing the crazy hair challenge.


    "Everybody knows I have the best hair, and my hair was beyond crazy," she writes in her blog, stuckintheair.blogspot.com, "I had that challenge in the bag, everyone knows that. ANTM is rigged, and Tyra is just jealous."


    Longstocking writes that she plans to travel to Sweden and pursue modeling there. Representatives for ANTM could not be reached for comment.

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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    I have thick hair and if it gets too long and I put it in a ponytail it hurts. This picture just makes me think, "Ouch!"
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    One good rainfall and her hair will be ruined.

    God, I love the Royal Ascot for stuff like this.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    Her own hair? Her OWN hair?!


    Can you imagine how long this hat has been in the making? My friends, this is clearly a life-long dream, and it has been fulfilled in front of our eyes. That's not something you see every day!

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    Image of Wibbles Wibbles
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    I wonder how long her hair is, if they can do all that with it?


    I'm not even reaching mid-back and I think that's the most my hair can grow. What's her secret?

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    Image of labeled labeled
    06/18/09

    @Wibbles: I just have to call shenanigans on that. I mean, how THICK would it have to be, to get... let's count...


    Five main braids.

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    Image of inabook inabook
    06/18/09

    @Wibbles: My guess is she's saved it after every hair cut.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    Imagine sitting behind her! I'd want a refund.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    You shouldn't upbraid her for this hat.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): It's quite a hairsplay.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: I'd rather buckingham this trend.
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    ellaesther was starred ellaesther was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/18/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Can you imagine how much she had to pony up for it?
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    ellaesther was starred ellaesther was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    This is the Best. Hair/hat. Ever.


    I would love to style myself so that wherever I went, adults and small children alike let out compulsory oooooh's and ahhhhhhh!s I'd hand out sparklers, as well.


    Sadly, the 4th of July softball tournament we're committed to does not seem equal to the task.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    It's the equivalent of hair fireworks.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    Is anyone else forcibly reminded of Blow Dry?
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    What if Heidi Klume mated with a bag of Chex mix?
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/18/09

    @JudgeFudge: That is very, very randomly funny. I doff my hairhat to you!
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    Lady Gaga - we've found your next video stylist.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/18/09

    In reply to Pippi Wrongstocking
    Hairlarious.
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