Beyoncé & Jay-Z To Rock The Royal Wedding Party
This Britloid claims that Prince William and Kate Middleton have asked Jay-Z and Beyoncé to perform "Crazy In Love" at the party following the wedding on Friday. Can you picture the Queen bouncing and singing along, "Kinda hoping you'll page me right now…"? [Daily Star]
You're Not Invited to the Royal Wedding
Prince William, The Toothsome and Future Princess Shinyhair have invited almost 2,000 people to their wedding next week, including some totally famous celebrities. On the list: Guy Ritchie, Joss Stone, Sir Elton John, David and Victoria Beckham, and Rowan Atkinson. The dress code: full suits of armor for everyone,…
Who The Hell Okayed This Ridic Royal Wedding Promo?
Who the hell brainstormed this insane piece of fuckery? Seriously. Someone greenlit this idea. Someone hired not one but three actors: A "mom," a "daughter," and a "Brit" for the voiceover. Someone found a bedroom location. Someone created a fake storybook. Someone chose the wardrobe, created the soft, "regular…
George Michael Recording Song As Royal Wedding Present
What do you give the couple who has everything? As a gift to Prince William and Kate Middleton, George Michael is recording a song. We don't know which tune, but the former Wham! singer says:
Prince William & Kate Middleton Smile Through A Little April Shower
Caption: Monday April 11 2011. Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton make their final public engement before their wedding later this month. Despite some rather heavy April showers, the royal couple were greeted by crowds of flag waving onlookers as they paid a joint visit to the Witton Country Park in Darwen,…
You Are Officially Invited To Celebrate Wills And Kate By Reading This Romance Novel
"The world has long been fascinated with the majesty and romance of royal weddings, even in Regency and Victorian England. [Romance anthology Royal Weddings]... capture the world's love affair with Will and Kate's real life fairy tale romance, and celebrate our enduring romance with British royalty."
Girls Prepare To Watch Royal Wedding In "Princess Boot Camp"
On Saturday one dozen British and American girls took part in a one-day training course at a London hotel to learn the rules of being a real princess. The lessons, which were ostensibly similar to Kate Middleton's, included curtsying before a cardboard cut out of the Queen, balancing a book on their heads, and…
Now Your Dog Can Get Excited About The Royal Wedding Too!
With so many "fun, funky" options, these dog t-shirts will have your pet ready to pretend to know the most intricate details of the royal wedding in no time!
Kate & William Opt For Ridiculously British Wedding Cakes
Today we learned some fascinating details about the royal wedding cake none of us will ever taste. Kate and William are going with a "multi-tiered traditional fruit cake" by celebrity cakemaker Fiona Cairns, which will contain "dried fruits such as raisins and sultanas to walnuts, cherries, grated oranges and lemon,…

