Kate Middleton Probably Giving Birth, Like, Right Now [UPDATED]

OMG OMG OMG OMG Princess Shinylocks herself Kate Middleton was reportedly just picked up from her parents' home in a helicopter Buckleberry by car and is currently en route to the hospital where her royal loins will produce THE ROYAL BABY and we will collectively shit our peasant pants in celebration. That's a… » 7/19/13 12:26pm 7/19/13 12:26pm

'Exciting' 'Scenes' From the Royal Baby Watch

Being a journalist is really hard, guys, especially if you're a journalist who gets paid to sit around and wait for a baby to drop out of a female human's uterus. Despite an estimated mid-July due date for Kate and William's bundle of joy, reporters staked their very important claims to the land in front of the… » 7/15/13 11:40am 7/15/13 11:40am