“The long-range goal of my law suits is that I am, in my own small way, trying to give all those feminists equality - not the equality of all the best in life, but the equality of the worst in life.

“Make them register for the draft, make them go to war and die, make them work in the worst occupations,” he said.

“They do not want equality. They want preferential treatment. It’s just the same old pedastal. they say, ’I am a female. I want to be the CEO of a company.’ I want to be on a pedestal.”

Actually, asshole, women are going to war and dying, not that you ever have.

“Now all I am looking for is superficial temporary escapades with pretty young ladies,” he said. “It’s harder than it was when I was younger. I only go after girls who are in their athletic prime. But it’s okay.”

I actually feel like it's a bit of a credit to our gender that Roy Den Hollander has trouble getting laid in New York, but even someone as lame as this can probably save up his money.

Anyway, just for your reading pleasure, Rick-not-Roy e-mailed us a prescient criticism of my earlier piece that I thought was also worth sharing.

Hi, I read the article written about Roy Den Hollander and came to the conclusion that you are a bitter woman. Grow the fuck up! It never surprises me that women claim to be champions of equality, get pissed when someone exposes their hypocrisy . You call this guy creepy, but ignore his story. You mock him and his tragedy because someone is finally telling feminist jerks to practice what they preach. The woman who married him was able to use Violence Against Women Act (Unconstitutional) to clean him out. There is no evidence of domestic abuse or any plausible reason for her to divorce him other than her gold digging ways. Why don’t you write about that? I guess the truth hurts.

Additionally, you love to paint guys like Roy as toxic, misogynistic or over [sic] to fuck women half his age (are you in the fucking stone age). What has his dating habits to do with exposing female assholes who want unfair elitist rights? Your vile remarks show how fucking stupid you are. The comments about your father show another example of your bitter attitude. Speak for your self, you are the jerk! He never mentioned women to be inferior or second class (that’s your assumption). Women who feel threatened by Roy’s lawsuits show how weak they are. Once again, grow the fuck up and pull your head out of your rectum!

Rick

Me and my elitist ways, trying to keep Roy Den Hollander from getting the younger pussy he tells everyone he wants and so obviously deserves so that womankind can make up for the "tragedy" of his younger, Russian wife reporting his abuse of her to authorities and thereby being allowed to stay in this country. What a fucked-up, unconstitutional law, making sure that victims of domestic violence don't have to risk deportation by reporting to authorities that they're being abused. And how dare I think myself any man's better. Gosh, I'll probably try harder next time.

Lawyer Roy Den Hollander Plans 'Jihad' Against University Feminism [The Times of London]

At least Hollander admitted to the New Yorker that he's got better luck with women when he can talk to them rather then when they get a look at his mug — though he refused to cop to his age, his résumé suggests he turned 50 since his divorce. He says, post-divorce, "I tend to be attracted to black and Latin chicks, and Asian chicks," so all you ladies of color out there, he likes to hang out at the Copa and salsa dance, which I'm sure he's, like, totally good at.

But to today's tall tale of woe from the man that feminists forgot — or tried to, anyway. He looks like that creepy guy that used to go to the 19+ clubs in college and stare at all the girls who wouldn't fuck him. But, obviously, that's not his fault for being a creepy bastard trying too recapture his lost youth by boning drunk chicks half his age, it's Feminism's fault for convincing drunk chicks half his age that they could do better. Way better.

And where does feminism inculcate women to eschew boning creepy old dudes that will divorce you in 10 years for the younger model because there will always be a younger model? Why, Columbia University, where Roy Den did his M.B.A. If you can't get laid at Columbia as a 40 year old asshole-y MBA student, really, it's the fault of the goddamned Women's Studies Department. So he's suing them for "using government aid to preach a 'religionist belief system called feminism.'" Feminism, as we all know, teaches us to hate Men, "spreading prejudice and fostering animosity and distrust toward men with the result of the wholesale violation of men’s rights due to ignorance, falsehoods and malice." Also, it "demonizes men and exalts women in order to justify discrimination against men based on collective guilt." Thus, since Feminism is a religion dedicated to violating the God-given rights of men, Columbia's program violates the Constitution of the United States and must die a litigious death.

Look, I took a women's study class in college, with a woman who considered herself a prominent first-wave feminist. If there was any class that taught me to dislike and take with a grain of salt any first-waver who said she was out there to help me, it was that class with that arrogant, undermining, fake-nice woman who gave me the lowest grade in the class (despite the highest marks throughout) for daring to disagree with her policy prescriptions and political philosophy during class discussion. I got my feminism from my dad, jerk-face, who taught me that I am any man's equal and many men's better and that I don't have to and never should kowtow to a man for anything, including sex, money, love or support.

So, look, I would almost feel bad for you that your ex-wife conned you into marrying her so she could get her green card, but you're such a jerk I kind of don't. But your friends in Russia said that if you're so damned desperate to get back to a society in which women are considered 2nd-class citizens and the "rights" of men are respected by the courts over the rights of women (especially in cases of date rape, which you so lovingly advocate in your New Yorker profile as the way things ought to be), you can always go back to Russia. I'm sure we'd even take up a collection to help buy you a plane ticket.

Roy Den Hollander's Résumé [Roydenhollander.com]
Lawyer Files Antifeminist Suit Against Columbia [NY Times]
Hey La-a-a-dies [New Yorker]