Rosie O'Donnell Appoints Herself Boss of Lindsay Lohan, Says She Sucks Too Much to Be Liz Taylor

While appearing on the Today Show's lame "The Professionals" segment this morning, Rosie O'Donnell took it upon herself to become a "professional" bossypants. She declared Lindsay Lohan unfit to work and called her a terrible choice to play Elizabeth Taylor. Who knew Rosie was such a passionate anti-Lohanite?